Da Brodie kasseres af sin kæreste, (Shannen Doherty), søger han tilflugt i indkøbscentret sammen med sin ven T.S., hvis kæreste også har forladt ham. Når de ikke står og hænger eller får noget at spise, beslutter den umotiverede duo at vinde deres kærester tilbage med hjælp fra de ultimative lovovertrædere Jay (Jason Mewes) og Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), hvis evindelige eventyr giver ordet "pestilens" en helt ny betydning.

Papa, Mama, Daughter and Son Gimplewort move into their new house. Two movers are talking to each other about the murder of a saxophone player that took place in the house. They say his ghost still roams the house. Night comes and every noise and creak in the house scares the papa, mama and son (the daughter is out on a date). The Mover gives the daughter a parrot saying "It's a religious parrot – I bought it from a sailor". At any rate, the parrot gets into the act by yelling scaring Papa and Son who have come down looking for the source of the noise. Later Daughter and Remover return from a costume party and sneak into the house. The young man is dressed in a skeleton outfit and the fun continues. There has been film reconstruction in a number of places, particularly the last third of the film. In many cases there is a photograph depicting the scene being described.

From the 17th floor of an office building, Pierre is staring out a colleague that is here for hours.

Oliver doesn't know how to deal with the fact that he is not with the girl he loves. So in desperation for coping with his feelings he starts to write letters in which he describes all the feelings and thoughts that he's trying to bury deep down.