Dos jóvenes piratas en busca de un hermano perdido, un vampiro con graves quemaduras solares, una reina cambiaformas y un ejército de monos rabiosos…El capitán Sabertooth tiene muchos frentes abiertos mientras se encuentra en búsqueda de un diamante mágico perdido.

Captain Crowther's lot is not a happy one! Five of his crew have to be replaced and at such short notice before the voyage begins there isn't much to choose from. Not only does he get the five most incompetent shipmates ever to sail the seven seas, but the passengers turn out to be a rather strange bunch too. The SS Happy Wanderer will never be the same.

The crew of a bankrupt Scottish trawler turn to smuggling illegal immigrants over the stormy waters of the North Sea.