The trademark of The Phantom, a renowned jewel thief, is a glove left at the scene of the crime. Inspector Clouseau, an expert on The Phantom's exploits, feels sure that he knows where The Phantom will strike next and leaves Paris for the Tyrolean Alps, where the famous Lugashi jewel 'The Pink Panther' is going to be. However, he does not know who The Phantom really is, or for that matter who anyone else really is...
國際首席足球教練在巴黎慘遭謀殺,身上鑲有舉世知名的鑽石「粉紅豹子」的戒指也不翼而飛,造成法國警界大地震,偏偏指派調查的神探放大假,於是探長克魯素和他的搭檔龐東奉命破案,克魯素起初咬定死者的歌手女友嫌疑極大,卻又對她一見鍾情,查案期間鬧出不少笑話……
世界知名足球教練古榮帶領法國隊躋身世界盃決賽周。當人人興高彩烈蜂擁到古榮身邊慶祝時就出事!古榮被一支毒飛鏢插中,即場暴斃,而手上價值連城Pink Panther鑽戒亦離奇失蹤。 案件落總督察戴菲士手上,佢諗計說服烏SIR幫佢查案,仲搵個臥底警探波波做線眼,幫佢監視住烏SIR一舉一動,自己坐office等領功。 警長烏SIR,人如其名,行為「騎哩」,思想古怪,又有語言障礙,手法奇特、烏龍百出,但總有自己的方法破案。 烏SIR帶住小秘書妮歌同埋臥底警探走遍巴黎同紐約,搏命搵線索,中途乜人都遇到,烏SIR洗出唔同「騎哩」殺手,烏龍笑料不斷,竟然比烏SIR發現隻超級鑽戒原來古榮死之前親密女友手上!嫌疑犯出現,戴菲士即刻撲出領功,烏SIR被逼退下火線,但佢滿腔熱血誓要為民請命,真兇能否真的逍遙法外…