During the 1950s, in Portuguese Mozambique, small-time American hustler, ex-soldier, ex-boxer and adventurer Johnny Jordan is looking for a new gig. His opportunity comes in the form of a local shipping tycoon and importer Moreno who offers Johnny a job after Johnny saves Moreno from an armed mugger on the waterfront.

The lover of an Italian revolutionary offers herself to Napoleon in exchange for her sweetheart's life.

Chéri-Bibi is an ex-convict who undergoes plastic surgery in order to resemble his rival for the hand of Cecily. Once he emerges from the bandages, Cheri-Bibi is plunged into a series of melodramatic misadventures.

A family settles in an old castle with plans to, among other things, turn its former cemetery into a swimming pool. However, soon they find out that, in ancient times, pagan rituals took place there involving the sacrifice of young virgins. When an evil entity starts luring young boy Mark into killing himself in order to become the next sacrificial offering, something must be done to save him. Written by Bob Baker and Dave Martin who wrote many episodes of Dr. Who.

Стефан — глава огромной семьи, в которой, кроме него и его жены Изабель, еще дочь, ее слабохарактерный муж и их 8 детей. Дочь Стефана приносит по ребенку в год, и пожилой мужчина, которому осточертели разбросанные повсюду игрушки, пеленки, бутылочки со смесью, шум и крики маленьких внуков, уже не знает, куда деваться — хоть вон из дому беги. Но тут предприимчивый социальный работник мсье Ратье сообщает Стефану о солидной премии для многодетных семей, которая выдается раз в несколько лет, но лишь тем семьям, в которых присутствует 12 детей. А тут зять Стефана — увалень Юбер — встает в позу и отказывается плодиться и размножаться! Бедняге Стефану нужно сделать все, чтобы в семье появилось еще 4 детей, ведь тогда сбудется его мечта о спокойном и мирном существовании вдали от этого шумного балагана.

Mrs. Vargas has decided that her daughter Alma will marry Duke Pablo Dominguez, a good match for her, but not to the young lady's taste. Knowing that discussion was pointless, Alma decided to run away rather than consent to a union she found repugnant. A brave truck driver takes her to the South of France, where she sets sail for the Balearic Islands. On the boat, she meets two friendly stowaways, Miguel and Pierrot. Penniless, Alma finds work in an inn deserted by customers. Miguel and Pierrot manage to get themselves hired to liven up the room with their songs, and they soon attract a large, mostly female, clientele.