いじめられっ子からも無視される孤独なジョンは、クリスマスプレゼントとして贈られたテディベアと友人になれるように祈る。彼の願いが通じたのか、テディベアに魂が宿り、ジョンにとって唯一無二の親友テッドとなる。それから27年の月日が経ち、中年となっても親友同士であるジョンとテッド。一緒にソファでくつろいでは、マリファナをくゆらし、映画を楽しんでいる彼らにジョンの恋人ロリーはあきれ気味。ジョンに、自分とテッドのどちらかを選べと迫る。

アルバイト先で出会った恋人タミ・リンと愛を育み続け、ついに結婚を果たしたテッド。幼いころからの親友ジョンとの悪ふざけと新婚生活を楽しむ中、彼はタミ・リンとの子供を欲しいと思うように。だが、自分が縫いぐるみではなくて人間であることを証明しなければ子供を持てないと知った彼は、女性弁護士サマンサ（アマンダ・セイフライド）のもとへ相談に。そして、彼女とジョンの協力を得ながら、法廷に立って自分は人間だと証明しようとするテッドだった。

西部開拓時代のアリゾナ州。そこは日夜男たちが命を奪いあう恐ろしい場所だった。だが、そこに暮らす羊飼いのアルバートは、荒んだ時代とは対照的に内気で貧弱なダメ男であった。ある日、酒場での乱闘に巻き込まれたアルバートは、美しい女ガンマンのアナと出会い、二人は恋に落ちる。しかし、実はアナにはクリンチという夫がおり、クリンチは西部に悪名をとどろかす極悪非道なガンマンだった。アナを追って町に現れたクリンチは、自分がいない間に妻とキスした男を探し出し殺害すると予告する。絶体絶命のアルバートは、アナを逃がし、自分も町を逃げ出そうとするのだった。

A journey into uncharted and forbidden territory through three tales tangled in space and time.

With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope".

Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

The major sub-plot circles around the youngest Griffin, Stewie, who has a near-death experience at a pool when a lifeguard chair falls on him, but he survives. After having a vision of being in Hell, he decides to change his ways, but this doesn't last long. While watching television, he and Brian spot a man that looks like Stewie. Brian is convinced that he is Stewie's real father, until Stewie learns that the man is actually himself as an adult, taking a vacation from his own time period. Baby Stewie visits thirty years later to discover that his adult self, going by the name Stu, is a single blue-collar middle-aged virgin working at a Circuit City-type store. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois are trying to teach their two older kids, Meg and Chris, to date. In the future, Chris, who hasn't changed much, is working as a cop and is married to a foul-mouthed hustler named Vanessa. Meg is now called Ron, since she had a sex-change after college.

With the Griffins stuck again at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of “Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.”

Follow the misadventures of Detective Frank Drebin's son, Frank Drebin Jr., in this sequel to "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult".

Brian takes Stewie to the mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Stewie vows to kill Santa for blowing him off and forces Brian to take him to the North Pole.

A commercial-free variety special starring Seth MacFarlane and his "Family Guy" co-star Alex Borstein. The half-hour special will highlight the duo's subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of "Family Guy's" most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests.

"Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie" is a two-part episode of the sixth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, which was originally produced for the end of Season 5.

The holidays are approaching, and who better to play Jesus in the town nativity scene than Stewie? Plus, Peter gives the family's gifts to charity, Brian sets the house on fire, and Stewie demands plutonium from Santa. Then, rejoice with a bonus gift--this never-before-released-on-DVD episode of \"American Dad\"! Stan will just die if he can't find the perfect Christmas tree. Watch Stan die! And maybe come back to life. Deck the halls with all these outrageous yuletide yucks!

The American Dad! short film; which precedes before the theatrical run of the 2005 feature Fever Pitch; is about Stan Smith touring his work days in the CIA and his "normal" every day life.

Serving as an intimate and cinematic portrait of Sagan, the Untitled Carl Sagan Documentary will explore his love story with partner Ann Druyan and with science. The film will include exclusive audio recordings, archival clips and animation, along with interviews with his family, friends and colleagues. With the full support of Sagan’s family and friends, the film will present a fascinating look into the life and career of one of the world’s most inspiring and revolutionizing scientists of our time.

A series of short, non-sequitur skits that could never be shown as cutaway gags on Family Guy (1999) - but which its creators still want to show you anyway.