I 'Ted' ønsker John (Mark Wahlberg) sig som lille dreng, at hans bamse, Ted, skal komme til live. John får sit ønske opfyldt, og han og Ted vokser op som bedste venner. Da John en dag forelsker sig pladask i Lori (Mila Kunis), må han dog snart vælge mellem et liv med kvinden, han elsker, og den sjofle, upassende bamse, han har levet sammen med de sidste 27 år.

John og Ted er venner for evigt. Det usædvanlige ved det venskab er selvfølgelig, at Ted er en talende teddybjørn, der deler Johns smag for øl og en joint i ny og næ. I den anden film om det mærkværdige makkerpar prøver Ted at få sit forhold til den blonde Tami-Lynn til at fungere, og de planlægger at få et barn. Da Ted mangler en væsentlig forudsætning for at kunne forplante sig, søger de om adoption, og så begynder problemerne for alvor. For at adoptere, skal man nemlig være en person i lovens forstand. Ted skal pludselig til at kæmpe for sin ret til at være Ted og ikke nogens ejendom! Med hjælp fra den pot-rygende advokat lægger John og Ted sag an og drager til Washington for at gå helt til toppen af systemet!

Albert hader alt, hvad der har med Det Vilde Vesten at gøre – såsom dårlig hygiejne, elendige toiletforhold og alt for høj dødelighed. Heller ikke den mystiske fremmede, Anna, er tilfreds med normerne ude vestpå, men af en helt anden grund. Hvor Albert er en slapsvans, er hun hårdhudet og en selvstændig kvinde, men de kan mødes i utilfredshed. Det er faktisk lige ved, at de får varme følelser for hinanden, da Annas mand dukker op på scenen – den notoriske revolvermand Clinch Leatherwood! Tilskyndet af Anna må Albert nu vise, han som mand kan gøre, hvad en mand må gøre. Om det nu er at reservere plads på kirkegården eller ride mod solnedgangen.

A journey into uncharted and forbidden territory through three tales tangled in space and time.

With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of "Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope".

Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

The major sub-plot circles around the youngest Griffin, Stewie, who has a near-death experience at a pool when a lifeguard chair falls on him, but he survives. After having a vision of being in Hell, he decides to change his ways, but this doesn't last long. While watching television, he and Brian spot a man that looks like Stewie. Brian is convinced that he is Stewie's real father, until Stewie learns that the man is actually himself as an adult, taking a vacation from his own time period. Baby Stewie visits thirty years later to discover that his adult self, going by the name Stu, is a single blue-collar middle-aged virgin working at a Circuit City-type store. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois are trying to teach their two older kids, Meg and Chris, to date. In the future, Chris, who hasn't changed much, is working as a cop and is married to a foul-mouthed hustler named Vanessa. Meg is now called Ron, since she had a sex-change after college.

With the Griffins stuck again at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of “Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.”

Follow the misadventures of Detective Frank Drebin's son, Frank Drebin Jr., in this sequel to "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult".

Brian takes Stewie to the mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Stewie vows to kill Santa for blowing him off and forces Brian to take him to the North Pole.

A commercial-free variety special starring Seth MacFarlane and his "Family Guy" co-star Alex Borstein. The half-hour special will highlight the duo's subversive and unique comedic sensibilities and feature original animation, live-action performances of "Family Guy's" most memorable musical numbers, comedy sketches and surprise celebrity guests.

"Stewie Kills Lois" and "Lois Kills Stewie" is a two-part episode of the sixth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy, which was originally produced for the end of Season 5.

The holidays are approaching, and who better to play Jesus in the town nativity scene than Stewie? Plus, Peter gives the family's gifts to charity, Brian sets the house on fire, and Stewie demands plutonium from Santa. Then, rejoice with a bonus gift--this never-before-released-on-DVD episode of \"American Dad\"! Stan will just die if he can't find the perfect Christmas tree. Watch Stan die! And maybe come back to life. Deck the halls with all these outrageous yuletide yucks!

The American Dad! short film; which precedes before the theatrical run of the 2005 feature Fever Pitch; is about Stan Smith touring his work days in the CIA and his "normal" every day life.

Serving as an intimate and cinematic portrait of Sagan, the Untitled Carl Sagan Documentary will explore his love story with partner Ann Druyan and with science. The film will include exclusive audio recordings, archival clips and animation, along with interviews with his family, friends and colleagues. With the full support of Sagan’s family and friends, the film will present a fascinating look into the life and career of one of the world’s most inspiring and revolutionizing scientists of our time.

A series of short, non-sequitur skits that could never be shown as cutaway gags on Family Guy (1999) - but which its creators still want to show you anyway.