Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

Spiooniagentuuri Kontroll peakorterit rünnatakse ning nende agentide võrk paljastatakse. Ülemal (Alan Arkin) pole pärast seda muud valikut, kui saata järgmisele missioonile kohmakas analüütik Maxwell Smart (Steve Carell), kes on unistanud alati koostööst agentuuri superstaari, agent 23-ga (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson). Selle asemel saab tema partneriks imeilus, ent surmav agent 99 (Anne Hathaway). Väheste kogemustega Smart, kes on lisaks tehnilistele abivahenditele relvastatud vaid enda piiritu entusiasmiga, peab nüüd vastu astuma kuritegelikule organisatsioonile KAOS ning selle ohtlikule liidrile Siegfriedile (Terence Stamp).

A pair of aging boxing rivals are coaxed out of retirement to fight one final bout -- 30 years after their last match.