Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep; it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife, Cynthia.

A mild-mannered bank executive mentors a teenage con artist and tries to make a career change as a doughnut merchant.

Three mischievous employees of a bank in a small deserted town all make plans to rob it at the same time, however none of them knows about the others.