Those krazed VHS-hunting pupz from Everything Is Terrible! (everyone’s favorite found footage chop shoppe) are back with their third inner-eye-opening feature, containing a feat never before attempted in either human or canine history. EIT! asks but two simple questions, “What if we make a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog-related found footage?” and ‘'What if this magickal movie, made up of thousands of other dog movies, is also a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 masterpiece The Holy Mountain?” Well, let’s stop asking dumb rhetorical questions because this never-ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving, skateboarding pooches is real! No Bonez about it, this is it! Are you dog enough to go fetch it? ARFFFFFF!
Paul Reubens introduces a series of home videos progressively less appropriate for a certain other TV show.
The found footage collective, Everything is Terrible! Has taken over 2,000 forgotten VHS tapes and re-contextualized them in order to tell the tale of The Dark Lord himself, Lucifer.
The team of smart-talkin' toddlers known as Everything Is Terrible! have once again emerged from their VHS cocoons to conjure a jam on culture so culture-jamtastic that we're sorry we can't be there to hold your hand as you watch in dazed amazement. Thousands of hours of brain-boiling footage have been concentrated into an impenetrable jewel of an experience, teach us once and for all that loving well is the best revenge.
The fine folks at EIT have spent years digging thought thrift establishments, video caverns, and haunted houses throughtout the country in order to create the most mind-melting VHS mash-up imaginable. Literally thousands of hours of video gold have been chopped up into millions of pieces and gluded back together into an ever-multiplying bizarre path to allegorical self-enlightenment and surreal resurrection. Obviously!
Remote Control Magic is the ultimate 70's channel surfing experience. Dante Fontana guides you on a journey of game shows, news broadcasts, TV shows, commercials, infomercials, PSA's, celebrity specials, made-for-TV movies, network promos, talk shows, dating shows, award shows, live parades, sporting broadcasts, variety shows. Yes, it's all from 70's television and it's all an everflowing fountain of bad haircuts, leisure suits, sexism, disco, supervans, and racial insensitivity. Includes 25 minutes of bonus features!
So, what’s the deal with Comic Relief Zero!? Sit down and shut up, so we can tell you! But seriously folks, sit down and shut up, because those dumb-faced, giggle-grabbin’ goof-troupers at Everything Is Terrible! are dishing out a stand-up comedy special! This special is the opposite of special; featuring today’s hottest ventriloquists, racists, prop comics, sexists, impersonators, homophobes, and talk show hosts in their hate-filled prime! Are you oppressed and underrepresented in society? Well then, watch out! Let’s pull back the banana peel and take a head-first descent into the brick wall of our own mind! Take my life... please!
Pick up that remote control and get ready to take a trip through time as Dante Fontana hosts the ultimate '80s & '90s channel surfing party. Dazzle your way through talk shows, made-for-tv movies, informercials, 1-900 numbers, PSA's, TV promos, public access, news reports, commercials, Thanksgiving day parades, game shows, and so much more! Includes the 51 minute movie plus 35 minutes of bonus features!
This Holiday Season, Everything Is Terrible!, the world famous psychedelic soldiers of found footage, return with another epic masterpiece! O'er the last 5 years EIT! has built upon their classic Holiday Special, each year creating a more abominable video collage of everyone's least favorite time of the year! Fights over toys for tots! Erotic Santas! Nazi elves! The blood of Jesus poured over pancakes! Henry Winkler as an old creepy dude! Rapping Turtles! And an endless parade of singing kids will surely destroy us all!
Dante Fontana presents 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Beautifully restored and available on DVD for the very first time! Includes ads for Alpha Bits, Cheerios, Bright Side Shampoo, Protine 29, Arco, Coke, Diet Pepsi, 7 UP, Noxema, Nescafe, Italian Swiss Colony Wine, Super Max, Hamm's Beer, and so much more!!!
EIT! has unearthed thousands of forgotten DVD & VHS tapes aimed at yesterday’s youth to bring you their most mind-melting movie to date. Watch in awe as all colors of the rainbow join forces to destroy the tyranny of adult civilization once and for all! All of your oldest friends will be there; skateboarding web-surfers, rapping math equations, gigantic baby ducks, and maybe even a wizard or two!
This 20-minute megamix of technology's greatest boners, bloopers, and oopsies will have you giga-ramming your data space with laughter!!!! This DVD also features an hour of tech-related EIT! hits!
A psychedelic, beat-driven ambient video experience made entirely out of audience reaction footage from comedy VHS tapes. This was shown as the seating video on the Two Head Cleaners and a Microphone Tour! Great for your next creep party!
A Best of compilation of religious found footage!
This is a 2-hour mix-DVD Dante made for his friends of random stuff he likes, okay fine he'll share it with you too, even though you are a complete stranger. We can't tell you what's on here, you'll have to be surprised, or disappointed, or whatever... don't complain, just watch it at your own risk!!
Live from America's favorite vacation park! Dante Fontana mixes over 90 live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's, and 90's with no shortage of robots, singing, parade floats, and dancing kids. Throw in a calvacade of stars for good measure including Alan Thicke, Lisa Bonet, Regis Philbin, R2-D2, Burt Reynolds, Suzanne Somers, Drew Barrymore, New Kids On The Block, Michael Jackson, and many more!
The Legends collection is a culmination of the first seven (of 777) years of work from EIT! These mindfreaks have taken thousands of forgotten VHS tapes, chewed them up, and spit them back to their young via daily website postings. They’ve exposed the world to massaging cat ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises, pizzas parties in hell, and our immortal party-god, Duane. This 3-disk collection is 12+ hours of the best of EIT!'s daily videos including many that have been banned from the web! Seeing all this madness chronicled in one place reminds us that in the right hands, garbage can be turned into gold!
To prove they're still 'with it' and 'urban,' Everything is Terrible! has taken the entire history of co-opted cool, and bashed it together into one continuous mix that will not only please your earballs, but also your eyelobes. Can we B real 4 a second? Everyone knows rap music is best when performed by white people promoting reasonably-priced hammed-burgers. So doesn't it make sense to witness and celebrate the REAL birth of hip-hop? You know, the one involving child actors rappin' 'bout stamps, and claymation doughboys spittin' rhymes 'bout crescent rolls! And you'd never in a billion years think old ladies can rap- BUT THEY TOTALLY CAN! After EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!, you’ll never need to listen to music again! For various reasons! ...And it don’t stop! Word!
EIT!, Terrible Claus, and the whole gang are back again with that timeless classic, the Everything Is Terrible! Holiday Special! Bad videos! Fun! Caroling kitties! God bless us, everything!