Topics that made the panelists smile include: Britney Spears' Malibu Diet Ken Jennings, big winner on the game show Jeopardy celebrity dish like Paris Hilton called a whore in Sweden, and more Carmen Elektra hosts Strip Poker Fat Joe and his hot hip-hop song Lean Back domestic diva Marta Stewart gets sentenced to 5 months in jail Jessica Simpson has IQ of 160, who would have thunk it Democratic presidential hopefuls John Kerry and John Edwards really like each other fake reality shows like FOX's Casino TV drinking games and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: male nudity.

Who had the best week ever: television anchormen.

Closing video: ""Float On,"" by Modest Mouse.

Topics the panelists found hilarious include: a preview of the Athens Olympics 2004 the film Collateral starring Tom Cruise the A&E reality television show Growing Up Gotti the film Gigli celebrates it's one year anniversary the film Alien v. Predator celebrity dish like Matt Damon wants to make the thinking man's porno, Collin Farrell's Irish underwear, and more the Bruce Spingsteen political musical tour the FOX television show Arrested Development the hip-hop artist Nelly ""Pimp Juice"" Scholarship Fund the John Madden 2005 Football computer game celebrates 15th anniversary the music group Scissor Sisters and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity step parents.

Word of the week: tapering--when athletes stop training hard it makes them sexually over-active.

Who had the best week ever: the hip-hop artist Shyne.

Closing video: ""Take Your Mama,"" by Scissor Sisters.

The panelist discuss: Oprah's car giveaway reality shows Martha Stewart super heroes Surreal Life hook-up the CBS's reality show Survivor premieres Dubya Bush is accused of drug use by author Kitty Kelly the NBC reality show The Apprentice and The Donald Nelly's releases two CD's Charlize Theron NBC's sit-com Joey Paris is the new Susanne Sommers the Baldwin brothers disagree over politics The Tony Danza television show and much more.

Upgrade and downgrade: ""Rock and Roll"" Hall of Fame Nominees.

Who had the best week ever: studio audiences.

Closing video: ""1985,"" by Bowling for Soup.