Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!

It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and other equipment, while Spenny drove and stayed in the front seat. After several days, growing tired, Spenny agreed to switch places, secretly taking the keys with him. However, Kenny had made a duplicate key, planning to drive dangerously to make Spenny leave the van. Kenny's plan backfired as his electric equipment had drained the battery and the van could not be started or boosted.

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.

The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.

When Kenny and Spenny see who can go longer without wearing any clothes, Spenny tries to overcome his shame of being naked, while Kenny goes all-out in a bid to maximize his friend's embarrassment and discomfort.

When Kenny and Spenny go head-to-head in a series of mini-competitions to see who has the biggest balls, Kenny goes beyond the usual crazy stunts, trying to psyche Spenny out, by trying to expose him as a whining bitch.

The boys each get to entertain a group of elderly ladies, who will then vote on whom they like better. Spenny tries to make the seniors feel loved and appreciated, while Kenny tugs on their heartstrings by conning them.

The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.

The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?

Spenny's strategy is to return to his stand-up comedy roots. Meanwhile, Kenny, realizing the epic nature of the competition, decides to pull out all the stops, and pulls off the meanest practical joke he has ever perpetrated on Spenny.

Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.

Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.

Kenny and Spenny go back to one of their oldest childhood competitions and decide to race rodents. Will Kenny's rat-like tendencies help him win, or will Spenny's disciplined coaching lead his rat to victory?

In a total reversal of Kenny's behavior, the guys compete to see who can go longer without being mean to the other. Kenny attempts to overwhelm his best friend with a highly suspicious onslaught of love and caring.

The boys compete to see who can break the better news story. Spenny goes on a journey into his own personal heart of darkness. Kenny, meanwhile, tries to generate some of his own news by staging a tabloid media hoax.

Spenny, who doesn't know much about rap, uses the opportunity to put out an educational message through his music. Kenny uses Spenny's ignorance of rap music against him, rapping his way to the final showdown.

Doing his best to make Spenny laugh, Kenny engages in an outrageous barrage of funny costumes and ridiculous characters. Thinking defensively, Spenny tries to plunge himself into a deep depression and existential crisis.

Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay man, who will decide whom he likes better. Spenny decides that he will do anything to win, while Kenny does everything in his power to make Spenny look like a scumbag.

The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.

In this brutal endurance competition Kenny is at a disadvantage, Spenny is a runner, but that's not the reason why this competition turns out to be a disaster.

Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.

Qigong is the ancient contest of genital weightlifting. Spenny and Kenny stretch their genitals to the extreme. But, unfortunately, both guys have more to worry about than hernias.

The boys compete to see which one is “cooler.” In possibly his lamest strategy to date, Spenny tries to transforms himself with a Johnny Depp impersonation. Kenny, knowing he’s cooler, just relaxes and parties.

The boys see who can produce the most semen in a week. Kenny, knowing that Spenny is a master of masturbation, must do something drastic to stop him!

The guys see who can best manipulate the supernatural. Spenny, who is afraid of ghosts, uses white witchcraft and his guardian angel to protect himself, while Kenny, who doesn't believe in ghosts, tries to frighten his best friend by scaring the living shit out of him.

The guys head out to sea in a fishing competition. Spenny claims to be the better fisherman, but Kenny wants Spenny to be the catch of the day.

Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.

The boys decide to give up all the comforts of home and see who can stay homeless the longest. Will Spenny survive without his hand sanitizer and sunscreen, or will Kenny’s lack of coffee and videogames give Spenny the edge?

Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.