1. Cher opens the show with ""Got To Get You Into My Life"" and a monologue in which she hopes to gain favor with the Nielson families.

2. The Osmond Brothers sing ""I'm Still Gonna Need You""

3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) gets a surprise visit from her equally tacky mother (Nancy), who's wanting to borrow Laverne's mink coat to wear to the drag races.

4. Cher sings ""He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother"" as Jerry pantomimes a clown.

5. Jerry tries to get Cher to laugh during this brief commercial break.

6. ""Law and Order"" -- The Osmond Brothers introduce a series of comedy sketches about crime prevention, in which a police sergeant (Jerry) receives a tongue-twisting theft report from Cher, and Jerry appears as Scarface, the criminal son of domineering Nancy.

7. Cher sings ""Ain't Nobody's Business""

8. Sleeping Beauty (Nancy) wakes up for an interview with Mable the Fable Lady (Cher).

9. The Osmonds join Cher for a medley of Stevie Wonder's greatest hits, including: ""You Are the Sunshi

1. Cher opens the show with ""I Can't Get No Satisfaction"" and a monologue about old wives' tales.

2. ""The Trouble With Men"" -- Cher and Nancy introduce a series of blackouts taking a comical look at men, in which Wanda the Fat Lady (Nancy) reveals some of her uneventful dates, Cher plays a wisecracking nurse checking on one of her patients, and Cher and Nancy describe the methods they used to get rid of their unloving husbands.

3. Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) promotes a kit that will transform its owners into comedians.

4. Cher sings ""Sunshine On My Shoulders""

5. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Having been informed by Liberace's butler (regular Jack Harrell) that she's missed the tour of the flamboyant showman's real-life home, Laverne (Cher) is personally escorted by Liberace himself.

6. Liberace plays ""The Way We Were"" on his piano.

7. Cher and Nancy portray the principal and nutritionist of the Lizzie Borden High School.

8. Linda sings ""When Will I Be Loved?""

9. Cher and Linda perform a medley

1. Cher opens the show with a medley of ""Feeling Good"" and ""I Feel the Earth Move"", followed by a monologue about the Family Hour and TV censorship.

2. Cher and Wayne portray two clowns who can't play their wedding ceremony straight.

3. Cher performs ""Puppet Man""

4. Nancy is cast as a temporary hotline worker who gives advice to callers with problems.

5. Cher sings ""Until It's Time For You To Go""

6. ""People In the News"" -- Cher and Wayne appear as a pair of scientists who are studying the effects of living underwater on human behavior.

7. Cher, Wayne and Nancy showcase their talents in this sketch about each other.

8. ""The Corsican Sisters"" -- Cher and Nancy play identical twins who've grown up learning to suffer with each other's aches and pains.

9. Wayne and Nancy join Cher in a musical finale saluting the all-American hamburger.

10. Cher closes the show.