1. Cher opens the show with ""Let Me Entertain You"" and a monologue about being thrilled to be back on TV.

2. Elton performs ""Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds""

3. ""Life With Laverne"" -- Laverne (Cher) runs into old friend Geraldine Jones (Flip) at their high school class reunion.

4. Cher sings ""All In Love Is Fair""

5. Pitchwoman Donna Jean Brodine (Cher) demonstrates the ""brick-omatic"", a device used for smashing everything from watches to photographs.

6. ""Trashy Ladies"" -- Cher and Bette camp it up in a medley of songs that were written about trashy ladies with shady pasts, including: ""I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Sister Kate"", ""Tangerine"", ""Lulu's Back In Town"", ""Put the Blame On Mame"", ""Minnie the Moocher"", ""Rose Of Washington Square"" and ""Sweet Georgia Brown.""

7. Cher appears during a brief commercial blackout singing ""What Kind Of Fool Am I?""

8. ""Saturday Night"" -- Cher returns home after an evening out with a loser and delivers a monologue about her life as a single.

9. Cher and Elt