Why are you reading this blurb ? Haven't you got anything better to do with your life ? Don't you realise there are important things going on in the world and all you seem to be interested in is what Kenny Everett is doing tonight on his show ?

You should be ashamed of yourself. On the other hand you are our viewer and we love you. Don't you worry about the world, it'll take care of itself.

This is the last of the present series and features Kenny with another array of star guests who include Susan George, Lulu, Billy Connolly, Cannon and Ball, a cardboard replica of Michael Parkinson, plus Gizzard Puke, Sid Snot , Marcel Wave and that delectable film star Cupid. The whole thing adds up to a bumper bundle of fun... You have been reading a straightforward RADIO TIMES blurb.

Crazy Kenny returns for another Christmas extravaganza of wild, naughty antics! Sketches include "waiting for a bus" "Janet Street Porters" and "Dracula drink and drive". Ultravox guest star as the musical act.

Culture Club guest star as the musical act.

Documentary special focusing on anarchic comedy genius and DJ Kenny Everett.