Vying for alone time with Cleopatra, Abe scores an invite to JFK's party with the promise of beer, Joan fumbles over her feelings for Abe, and Gandhi botches his crisis hotline duties.

Abe runs for class president in an attempt to impress Cleopatra, but when Abe sells out to a corporate sponsorship, Joan questions his leadership abilities, and Gandhi falls ill.

After a riot breaks out at Clone High, Abe organizes a film festival to help students express themselves, while Principal Scudworth appeases the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures over dinner.

Clone High refuses to let women or animals play basketball, so Joan devises a plan to become a member of the team, turning Abe "Weakest" Lincoln into a jealous wreck.

The teens at Clone High begin smoking raisins, which sets them on a groovy, music-filled trip, so Principal Scudworth and the PTA develop a plan to fence in the students.

After a clone dies tragically of litter, the Clone High teens are left to face their grief, and Gandhi is wrongfully imprisoned because of his new orange jumpsuit.

It's prom night, and Abe finds himself torn between Cleo and Joan, Gandhi forms a prom posse, and the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures threatens to take back the clones.