After Kick saves the DiPazzi twins' lives, they become indebted to him by their code of ethics. When they do not leave his side, he must go to extreme measures to get them out of his life, but the question here is who is in the most need of goons like the DiPazzi Twins?

Kick and Gunther break Magnus' meat slicer the day before the annual Battlesnax Salted Meats Festival, so they brave an epic Viking department store, Bwar-Mart, to find a replacement. When they are trapped in the store after hours, they must find a way to escape before the wacky store manager makes them employees for life.

After a dispute over the last slice of pizza ensues between the Buttowski siblings, a precious item of their mothers is destroyed (her favorite picture of the three of them). Can they put aside their differences long enough to get a replacement picture to appease their now mentally unstable mother?