Dragon Age: Absolution (2022)

Written by Sejian on June 4, 2023

This review is for season 1.

  1. The writing is middling at best and subpar at worse.
  2. The voice-acting is fine.
  3. The animation is nice.
  4. Qwydion is best buddy. She's so bubbly and adorable!

My conclusion: Meh.. but I'll return for season 2 to see Qwydion again.

I've seen better writing and storytelling in the form of The Dragon Prince (S01-S03, S04 was shite), and Arcane (which really set the bar for me for mature-audience animation), and similar or worse in the form of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners.

Here the writers seem to conveniently forget they've written things in one bit, seesaw with character's intelligence in another bit, and lack consistency with character's actions in an extended bit. I also really didn't like the writing for the twist, I feel like it could've been done much better.

Below is the argumentative portion of the review where I take issue with the other "review" and explain plot points as plainly as I can in a totes short space of time because honestly, we have better things to do. I paused playing Ark and watching Castlevania (for the first time) to watch this in it's entirety because of that review.

BEWARE! Here there be SPOILERS!

Bad writing is bad writing. LGBTQIA+ and diverse characters don't equate bad writing, nor does it make up for bad writing. No amount of "checkbox" and "quota" buzzwords changes this because media without buzzword characters exist and there there be trash too.

I assume if a clearly asinine and homophobic rant is allowed to remain on this website, masquerading as a review (along with others that the reviewer has submitted), then mine should too. Cheers!