Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach (1988)

Written by Potential Kermode on February 11, 2017

Those Academy imbeciles are back!

...and this time there are plenty of golf balls to slip on. Never before have I laughed so long and so hard at a man slipping on a golf ball. Captain Harris lost his trouser because the silly man who makes the sounds made an amusing beeping noise.

This deeply complex and inventive script hits all the right targets and the viewer will often find themselves gasping for air and choking on their own tonsil due to incessant laughing.

A fat man eats a donut and the jam squirts out. I cracked my kidney laughing. I've never been so amused ever - the donut had jam in it and the pressure of the bite caused the jam to break free of its outer casing.