Discuss The Crow
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You know you're obsessed with The Crow when...
posted by rooprectSTAFFMOD on April 16, 2018 at 9:31 PM
...when you park your car every morning, put your money in the meter, then do the skank pelvic thrust and say PROBABLY STILL BANGIN AWAY ON DARLA
...when your date says "how do I look?" and you say "nice outfit. not sure about the face though." (your dates don't last long)
...when you're admitted to the hospital after a bad accident and the nurse goes to put an IV needle in your arm and you rasp "YOU'RE WASTING ITTTTT"
Reply by rooprect
on April 17, 2018 at 5:46 PM
Yeah... that pretty much takes the cake :(
Reply by shallowhal
on April 17, 2018 at 9:31 PM
When you quote Poe in an awkward situation. Never more.
Reply by bluersun
on April 18, 2018 at 4:19 AM
When you put on black and white makeup before going to a Kiss concert and punch the mirror because your attempt at looking like Gene Simmons turns out more like Alice Cooper.
Reply by rooprect
on April 18, 2018 at 8:57 AM
When your boss calls you into the copy room to explain why you can't overload the feeder otherwise it'll lead to a paper jam and you reply "Yeah. Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you. It sounded good. You gotta write that sh!t down."
Reply by bluersun
on April 18, 2018 at 11:15 AM
When your son is excited about the new Star Wars movie "we oughta record this and play it back in slow motion..."
Reply by RCH2288
on April 29, 2018 at 11:38 PM
When your son asks you to light the barbecue grill and you yell FIRE IT UP, FIRE IT UP while alternating raising your fists in the air!
Reply by rooprect
on April 30, 2018 at 7:54 AM
When, at the same cookout, with the grill erupting in a raging inferno, you amuse yourself by making a giant crow in lighter fluid.
Reply by JAYJAY1234
on April 30, 2018 at 1:15 PM
When a police officer pulls you over and asks to see your license and registration and the first thought in your head is “aren’t cops supposed to say freeze”.
Reply by Kutanamar
on May 15, 2018 at 3:33 PM
1) When you re-watch this every year, without fail, around Halloween.
2) When you see red every time you you hear talk of a freakin' re-make.
Reply by rooprect
on September 20, 2020 at 7:17 PM
At surprise birthday parties when everyone else shouts SURPRISE, you shout "Childhood's over the moment you know you're gonna die"
Reply by rooprect
on March 2, 2021 at 3:38 PM
When you pick up your date and say "What the f@k you all painted up for, crackhead? Halloween ain't till mañana." (And it's Valentine's Day)