Al is shocked about having another kid when Peggy's relatives leave their five-year-old son Seven in the Bundy home.

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

Peggy discovers that Seven does not know when his birthday is, and the family decides to celebrate him... on Al's birthday.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

Peggy tries to make Al more interested in having sex with her by purchasing new dresses, unsucessfully.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

Al and the family try to sneak into the first class lounge by dressing up like rock stars.

Bud gets a huge money grant to go to college, but Al and Peggy spend it all on items for themselves.

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.