Dan's grudge against the state of New Mexico leads to a road trip with his best friend Chris and Chris's wife, Elise.

When Dan discovers mysterious scratches on his car, he plots revenge against the only culprit he believes could be responsible... The Wolf-Man.

Dan discovers an unlikely ninja vendetta.

Noise from the animal shelter keeps Dan awake, so he vows revenge.

Displeased by the quality of a Shakespeare performance at a local dinner theater, Dan decides the only solution is to shut the theater down for good.