When Sir Loungealot sets out on a quest to find an artifact, he returns to Camelhot with an ancient Mace. He develops a strange attachment to the mace, and is suddenly overcome with a compulsion to ""sing"" all his dialogue. We soon discover that the Mace is magical, with the identity of a Las Vegas Manager who wishes to control Loungealot's mind, liquidate the assets of Camelhot, and go on a world wide tour as the greatest entertainer in the Universe!

Pining for the days of his youth, King Allfire decides to go off on a solitary quest in search for action and adventure. Unaware that he's being set up in a twisted plan by Count Geoffrey, Allfire spends the day at a Medieval Amusement Park with Merle (disguised as a damsel), while Geoffrey (disguised as Allfire) sneaks into Camelhot to steal back a treasure he lost to Allfire years ago.

When the Dragons vacation to Egypt, Loungealot disobeys all the warning signs and uses flash photography, which causes the Giant Sphinx to come to alive. The Dragons are soon being chased around by a very wiry cat! With the help of Burnevere's Egypt Facts Book, they discover that the only solution is to harness the sun and zap the Sphinx to stone again. But how? Flicker finds the answer on the back of a flyer advertising the Sun God Ra's

When Griddle demands Allfire purchase a Spanish Villa, Loungealot buys a property sight unseen. Once there, the Camelhotians discover the beach is overrun by North African cows called Moo-ers, with the main bully Cowsius Clay, picking on Flicker. Allfire complains to the King of Spain, King Don, who decides the only way to settle the dispute is a fight among champions; Loungealot and Cowsius. Allfire agrees. Loungealot is quick to turn the task over to Flicker, who soon becomes ""El Kid"" in an all-star fight promoted by King Don. Flame discovers it's all a big real estate scam and Flicker is about to be pulverized unless the Knights of the Square Table save him.