Breast cancer strikes the Archer family---Sterling has it. "I'm trying to stay positive," he says. "I can beat this." But before surgery, he wants to bond with young Seamus (even though he isn't actually the baby's father) and take a Las Vegas vacation.

Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.

Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.