To impress McKenna, Tucker seeks to break Seth Green's high score in a motion-activated arcade game called Dance Dance Revolution. Meanwhile, Claire invites Jeannie to go clothes shopping with her.

Tucker subconsciously plans to make McKenna jealous when another girl at school, Juliette, starts checking him out. Trying to make a move on his new secret admirer, Tucker invites Juliette to a classmate's luau. But when Tucker overhears McKenna and her friends talking about french kissing, he realizes he doesn't have a clue how to get to that base with Juliette -- until he catches Debi's ""you can ask me anything"" commercial on TV. Meanwhile, Claire and Jimmy take Jeannie out to a karaoke bar to cheer her up after she becomes depressed over her questionable parenting skills, while Leon goes into business selling candy to other kids -- at jacked-up prices.