Cast 20

1. 

   Shelley Long

   Molly Emerson

2. 

   Robert Hays

   Bill Emerson

3. Sierra Abel

   Judy Emerson

4. Brandon de Paul

   Mike Emerson

5. 

   Corbin Bernsen

   Chief Spivak

6. 

   Stacy Keach

   Max the Biker

7. 

   Dick Van Patten

   Santa Claus

8. Talbot Perry Simons

   Clifford the Inebriated

9. 

   Paul Butcher

   Brian Spivak

10. 

    Amanda Pays

    Doris Spivak

11. 

    Sonny Carl Davis

    Officer Buckley

12. 

    Steve Monroe

    Officer Calhoun

13. 

    Cork Hubbert

    Elf One

14. 

    Martin Klebba

    Elf Ranger Bob

15. 

    Adrienne Barbeau

    Alice the Homeless Mom

16. 

    Alana Austin

    Carla the Assistant

17. 

    Colton James

    Marty the Hospital Teen

18. 

    Joe Virzi

    Trash Talking Teddy (voice)

19. Patricia Gillum

    Boutique Person

20. Brooke Beare

    Reporter

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