Cast 46

1. 

   Jim Varney

   Ernest P. Worrell

2. Oliver Clark

   Joe Carruthers

3. 

   Noelle Parker

   Harmony

4. 

   Gailard Sartain

   Chuck

5. 

   Billie Bird

   Mary Morrissey

6. 

   Bill Byrge

   Bobby

7. 

   Douglas Seale

   Santa

8. 

   Robert Lesser

   Marty

9. Key Howard

   Immigration Agent

10. 

    Jack Swanson

    Businessman

11. Buddy Douglas

    Pyramus

12. Patty Maloney

    Thisbe

13. Beecher Martin

    Agent Skippy

14. Barry Brazell

    Cab Passenger

15. George Kaplan

    Mr. Dillis

16. Bill Welter

    Waiter

17. Joe Candelora

    Arresting Officer

18. Danny Dillon

    Booking Officer

19. Lindsey Alley

    Patsy

20. Phran Gauci

    Lacy

21. Bill Cordell

    Carl

22. Larry Francer

    Brad

23. 

    Jackie Welch

    Animal Officer

24. 

    Daniel Butler

    Animal Officer

25. Antonio Fabrizio

    Mean-Looking Man

26. Tony Shepherd

    Stunt Shopper

27. Bob Norris

    Police Chief Spenks

28. Carmen J. Alexander

    Police Officer

29. Miriam P. Saunders

    Receptionist

30. Cyndi Vicino

    Make-up Artist

31. 

    Tom Nowicki

    Crew Member

32. Michael O. Smith

    Studio Guard

33. Jesse Stone

    Elderly Man

34. Angelique Walker

    Girl

35. Zachary Bowden

    Boy

36. Donna Phillip Miller

    Mom

37. Paul Darby

    Ticket Agent

38. Cynthia Ergenbright

    Museum Person

39. Bob Barnes

    Controller #1

40. Mike Hutchinson

    Monster

41. Douglas Brush

    Commander

42. D. Christian Gottshall

    Controller #2

43. Ray Russell

    Stage-Hand

44. Rosa Nevin

    Businesswoman (uncredited)

45. Jennifer Peña

    Granddaughter (uncredited)

46. 

    Jon Freda

    Tourist (uncredited)

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