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I gotta go with ....... One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires!!
Death by stereo!
"You're a vampire Michael, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire...well wait til mom finds out, buddy"
'Your dog knows a flesh-eater when he smells one'
Get the TV Guide, ya don't need a tv. (Just love the grandpa)
"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
“If all the corpses in Santa Carla suddenly stood up at once, we’d have one hell of a population problem.”
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
"Come in, come in. I'm inviting you."
the final line is what makes the film for me.
Silly, boy. When you invite a vampire in you lose any defense you had.
"First come, first staked!"
"What was that, a little vampire humour?"
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Reply by ComputerBlue
on February 18, 2017 at 7:41 PM
Death by stereo!
Reply by Howard Burns
on February 18, 2017 at 10:57 PM
"You're a vampire Michael, a goddamn shit-sucking vampire...well wait til mom finds out, buddy"
Reply by Drooch
on March 7, 2017 at 2:11 AM
'Your dog knows a flesh-eater when he smells one'
Reply by majcm
on April 18, 2017 at 9:35 PM
Get the TV Guide, ya don't need a tv. (Just love the grandpa)
Reply by tmdb13060682
on April 18, 2017 at 9:40 PM
"I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars."
Reply by JAYJAY1234
on April 19, 2017 at 1:53 PM
“If all the corpses in Santa Carla suddenly stood up at once, we’d have one hell of a population problem.”
Reply by WalkenOnSunshine
on April 20, 2017 at 2:27 PM
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on April 20, 2017 at 4:29 PM
"Come in, come in. I'm inviting you."
Reply by BarkingBaphomet
on April 20, 2017 at 5:24 PM
the final line is what makes the film for me.
Reply by tmdb43737777
on June 28, 2017 at 7:48 PM
Silly, boy. When you invite a vampire in you lose any defense you had.
Reply by tmdb82469342
on July 22, 2019 at 4:38 PM
"First come, first staked!"
"What was that, a little vampire humour?"