Now they know that we know that they know that we know.

I'm going to go do something productive. I'm gonna go watch television.

"I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal."

"I've been blown up, take me to the hospital."

The reaction of Ray plus the zooming in and out when Art says "This is Walter" while holding the femur bone.

I wonder how much of the "take me to the hospital" scene was improvised. I love it so much.

@theburbs said:

For me, one of the funniest bits is when they decide to drop in on the creepy neighbours and Mark (Bruce Dern) carries the brownies high above his head like a waiter, hahaha.

Rumsfield, dude what's with the gun?

Shut up, and paint your g--damn house!

Hey Pinnochio! Where you goin?.... Don't make a move sonny. I was eighteen months in the bush and I could snap your neck in a heartbeat.

Klopek? What is that slovic?

I never saw that. I never saw a guy drive his trash out to the curb in the middle of the night and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I never saw that.

Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse?..Woa, Woa, Ray, Ray, I was just joking..come on..

Anything with Rumsfeld..Funniest are his actions like when he's on his roof and falls off and Ricky's friends think it's like a show..

'Bout a nine on the tension scale, Reub.

Hey, Ray, it's not Skip. It's me, Art. I'm just pretending to be Skip.

A thermostat on a home furnace; is that supposed to go to 5,000 degrees, you think?

Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them.

You're dog just took his last dump on my lawn! I find one more - just one - I'm going to catch him and staple his ass shut!

Peterson: Remember what you were saying about people in the 'burbs, Art, people like Skip, people who mow their lawn for the 800th time, and then SNAP? WELL, THAT'S US. IT'S NOT THEM, THAT'S US. WE'RE the ones who are vaulting over the fences, and peeking in through people's windows. We're the ones who are THROWING GARBAGE IN THE STREET, AND LIGHTING FIRES. WE'RE THE ONES WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS AND PARANOID, ART. WE'RE THE LUNATICS. US. IT'S NOT THEM. It's us.

Art Wiengartner: [after a pause] I don't know what to say... What, do you want me to move?

(Ray charges at him)

Sardine?

Has to be it for me.

GOOGLE AND PASTE MAKES EVERYONE A F@#KING GENIUS.

My bad, I'm assuming anyone in this chat has seen The 'Burbs and knows what I am referring to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGEOG0FF5nM