Two telephone repairmen have many adventures and romance a pair of blondes.

Felicia, a regular at the local fast food joint, gets tired of waiting for her order and decides to speed up the process.

A customer care representative at a furniture website begins to unravel as a mysterious rash appears on her body.

Ebenezer Jones is visited by the Ghost of Hospitality Past in the night, who confronts him about his mediocre customer service at a Holiday Inn. Will a vision of a desolate Hospitality Future make Ebenezer change his ways?