Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

Mr. Anderson leaves his yard sale to run the local bar for a friend, so Beavis and Butt-head take over and sell, sell, sell...everything.

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

After Van Driessen falls off his desk and lands in the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher -- until he falls off the desk, too.

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced".