Rogue FBI agent Red Ketchup is sent to Antarctica on a bogus mission, but he uncovers a Soviet plot involving his archenemy, Dr. Otto K.

As his investigation in Antarctica continues, Red Ketchup teams up with a disgruntled Soviet scientist, who turns out to be Soviet Agent Olga Dynamo.

Red Ketchup finds himself in Moscow, where his old enemy Dr. K puts him through a mind and body-control experiment.

After escaping from the Komrade Ultra program, Red Ketchup runs amok in Moscow.

When Red visits a comic book convention in New York on another bogus mission, he uncovers a plot by Dr. K to attack the world with clones of Red.

While searching the New York subway system for his clone, Red discovers that Dr. K is planning a worldwide attack using Red Ketchup clones.

When Red travels to Vietnam to find more evidence of Dr. K's clones, he finds himself entangled with a faux-fashion maven and her twin sister, while trying to stop a plot to kill the Canadian Prime Minister.

Red travels to Rome, where one of his identical clones has just been elected pope.

Red travels to Cuba to confront Dr. K, and end his evil clone plot once and for all.

Red Ketchup is recruited by the Solemn Order of Templars to find the Seven Cups of the Apocalypse, beginning with the one hidden in the Amazon jungle.

Red Ketchup and Peter Plywood travel to the dark side of the Moon with Olga Dynamo to locate the 2nd Cup of the Apocalypse.

Red Ketchup and Peter Plywood return to Vietnam, eventually at a POW camp making drugs for corrupt Soviets.

Red Ketchup dives to the Titanic to find the next Cup of the Apocalypse and faces a lunatic Templar, is attacked by a Soviet submarine, and gets swallowed by a whale.

Red Ketchup goes back to Toronto to retrieve the 5th Cup of the Apocalypse, but he soon discovers that the cups have a supernatural protector.

While trying to steal the 6th Cup of the Apocalypse from a party at Mandy Norwal's underground art space, Red Ketchup runs afoul of a gang of subterranean mole people.

Red Ketchup travels back to the 13th century and enlists the help of Knight Wenceslas the Red to foil a medieval world-domination plot by Dr. K's ancestor, Septimus Maximus.

Just as Red Ketchup's search for the Seven Cups appears to be over, he finds himself trapped inside the Bermuda Triangle.

When Sally Ketchup steals the Seven Cups of the Apocalypse, her brother Red must team up with an old friend to get them back.

Red Ketchup delivers seven cups worth of mayhem to the Templars, and finally ends the case of the Seven Cups of the Apocalypse.