Studying sucks, so Delores and Angela recruit their boy Snipes to help them come up with a plan to get an A the easy way...by breaking into the school and stealing the test. They get an extra bonus when they catch Shannon Maldonado and Mr. Foreso boning in the classroom. Delores DiGagorio doesn't know how, but she got stuck in 4th Period Lunch. Since she ate like an hour ago, she's got nothin to do but talk s*** with these two bitches she barely knows - Tina and Carrie. This is 4th Period Lunch.

It's Snipes' Birthday, so Delores and Angela take him to New York's hottest club, the Lemon Light with plans to eat some mushrooms and trip their faces off. Unfortunately, Delores and Angela's IDs are super fake and the bouncer tells them to take a hike. They still manage to have the best night ever and party like rock stars with the ultimate Rock Star, Jim Morrison. Of course when Delores tells Tina and Carrie all about it in 4th Period Lunch, they just think she's high.

Delores and Angela totally love each other, so why not just make out already! It's just that there are so many distractions, like boobs, and people dying. . . but don't worry, they'll get it done.

Delores, Angela, and the biggest geek in school Zuber, head down to Daytona, Florida for Spring Break with two things on their mind, partying and getting laid. Unfortunately for them, the psychopathic serial killer "Hookhand" is on the prowl and seeking revenge.

Don's Subs is the best and unhealthiest sub shop in Jersey but it's in danger of being bought out by the corporate sandwich powerhouse, Meattrain. With their love of chemically enhanced pork in imminent peril, Delores and Angela infiltrate the home of Meattrain spokeswoman Roberta to save Don's, but what they find is a big fat obese lie that could turn them into dead meat.

Delores's lifelong grudge with her cousin Snooki sets off the biggest brawl in DiGagorio family reunion history but a reconciliation paves the way for Delores and Angela to finally realize their dreams of becoming reality television stars.