Topics guffawed include: the film Kill Bill Vol. 2 the NBC's television show The Apprentice finale and its similarity to game shows the hip-hop artist P. Diddy on Broadway FOX's reality make-over show The Swan and ABC's Extreme Makeover President G.W. Bush's April 14th press conference, yep he sounds like an idiot it's tax time on the 15th of April Michael Jackson donates to charities celebrity tanning--the new orange and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity reconciliations.

Word of the week: showmance--when romance happens between two people in a reality television program.

Who had the best week ever: Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman. Why? They're everywhere: on magazine covers, talk shows, billboards, radio, and even on FOX's television show American Idol. 'Nuff said.

Closing video: ""Cold Hard Bitch,"" by Jet.

Topics that cracked up the panelists include: female action heroes now rule action films the Britney Spears video, ""Every Time"" the four stages of Donald Trump Blender magazine chooses the fifty worst songs ever the film 13 Going on 30 The Simpsons actors strike The Apprentice contestant Kwame is a big winner actor John Travolta wants to fly the Space Shuttle Madonna and the Kaballah film remakes, oh no and more.

Upgrade and downgrade--celebrities making films of musicians.

Word of the week: pottyguard--person hired by celebrities to clear out the bathroom so they can do their business in private.

Who had the best week ever: Prince. As Sherrod Small said, ""Prince has his new video out. Playing everyday. The album, Musicology is out. You can't go wrong with Prince.""

Closing video: VH1 Pop Music Medley, various artists shown in clip.

The second one-half hour BWE special hosted by Jeff Probst of Survivor fame, recaps the BWE episodes covered in April.

Topics reviewed and remembered include: NBC's The Apprentice and Donald Trump's ego Madonna & the Kaballah the Nick & Jessica Variety Hour Britney Spears on Showtime reality make-over shows celebrity tanning--the new orange the film Shaolin Soccer and more.

Word of the week in April: showmance.

Who had the best week ever in April: Prince.

Closing video: VH1 Pop Music Medley, various artists shown in clip.

Topics that tickled the panelists include: FOX's The Idol sucks according to panelist Paula Abdul and many others the film Troy opens the CBS reality show Survivor finale and its problems celebrity gossip like Lindsay Lohan partying it up in New York, and much more dish celebrity wear when appearing in Court Kelly Ripa in a freaky photo spread in Allure magazine Teen People hottest young celebries under 25 years television sitcom show finales sex and the kind of auto you drive, e.g. BMW=lots, Porsche=little and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: cameo appearances in television programs.

Who had the best week ever: gay men. The panelists tell us why!

Closing video: VH1 commercial for its show ILL-ustrated.