Topics tossed around by the panelists include: actress and singer Ashlee Simpson's major oops on Saturday Night Live the presidential election preview includes a dead heat in the final polls, and more the Boston Red Sox win the World Series, finally Eminem's ""anti-Bush"" video"" Halloween costumes Bill O'Reilly pays millions in sex scandal celebrity dish like Usher's possible sex tape, and more five reasons to vote Frank Sinatra's VISA commercial Cuba's strongman Fidel Castro trips and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: Radio Awards.

Special segment: Panelist Doug Benson, in a mock instructional video, explains appropriate and inappropriate office behavior.

Who had the best week ever: dead people. Ray Charles, Babe Ruth, Elvis, and Frank Sinatra are having incredible ""casket"" careers.

Closing video: ""U Make Me Wanna,"" By Jadakiss, with Mariah Carey.

Topics that amused the panelists include: post mortem on the presidential election the television show The OC returns R. Kelly v. Jay Z (in a tour brawl) Shania Twain's new music video the Grand Theft Auto video game celebrity gossip like Matthew McConaughey walking around nude to befriend ghost, and more reality show cry babies newsman Dan Rather and his Ratherisms and more.

Special segment: The Modern Humorist Political Review (in mock television pundit format).

Special segment: What your CD purchases say about you? With panelist Christian Finnegan.

Who had the best week ever: America.

Closing video: ""Right Right Now Now,"" by the Beastie Boys.

Topics that tickled the panelists include: the film Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason the ABC television show Lost five reasons to see the film The Seed of Chucky the PBS reality show Regency House Party this day in history: the Berlin Wall remembered celebrity gossip like Angelina Jolie buys baby in Russia, and more the film The Incredibles America loves the suckers in the reality shows My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss, and $25 Million Hoax and more.

Special segment: Tara Alert (Tara Reid mock press conference by panelist Brian Huskey as Homeland security expert and The Modern Humorists as journalists).

Upgrade and downgrade: celebrity classes on college campuses.

Who had the best week ever: The American South. The Country Music Awards and the Dallas Reunion: Return to Southfork helped make it so.

Closing video: ""Lose My Breath,"" by Destiny's Child.