Topics satirized include: FOX's television show American Idol premieres the USA State of the Union speech by Dubya Bush the Iowa Democratic Caucuses Gen. Wes Clark's presidential campaign the film Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Britney Spears' Toxic video premieres and more.

This one-hour BWE special hosted by the distinguished Regis Philbin recaps the first eleven episodes of VH1's the Best Week Ever show.

Topics reviewed and remembered include: the Bennifer breakup the NBC television show The Apprentice FOX's American Idol Mel Gibson's The Passion Levitra ads presidential candidate Howard Dean (hooya) diva Paris Hilton break-dancing for the Pope, in Rome William Hung sings (oh no) exploring Mars Britney Spears on the television show On Air with Ryan Seacrest Law & Order v. CSI Wrestlemania XX hip hop energy drinks like Crunk, Pimp Juice, and Liquid Ice gay marriage week in America includes Rosie O'Donnell who weds in San Francisco the NBC reality show The Apprentice, Donald Trump's ego and his coiffure and more.

Word of the week remembered: blackcent--the speech that non-Blacks use and believe that African-Americans speak with, and their use of hip-hop slang. Examples include: Britney Spears, Cristina Aguilera, Eminem,

Topics that caused the panelists to roar include: the film Team America Bill O'Reilly's alleged (right) sex scandal meet the new J-Lo singer Eminem disses Michael Jackson in new music video the presidential debates the reality show The Apprentice and contestant Raj celebrity dish like Cher posing nude? and more the odd Burger King commercial criminal forensics fever on television and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: presidential debates.

Who had the best week ever: pretty boys. This week the rock group Duran, Duran, Vice Presidential hopeful John Edwards, and male models are excellent examples.

Closing video: ""(Reach Up For The) Sunrise,"" by Duran, Duran.