Ham enlists his family for help in finding a speech for his Public Speaking Elective. Judy, Beef, and Honeybee pitch competing stories for Ham to select from and end up secretly drawing from Top Gun, Good Will Hunting, and The Matrix in the process.

Wanting a chance at casually making out, Judy suddenly finds herself with three separate dates to handle simultaneously. Meanwhile, Beef goes to meet a friend he met online, only to find out that he's a cruise ship captain, and therefore a dire enemy.