De hele familie Tobin raakt in de ban van de knotsgekke herfstdans.

Wanneer een vroegere vriend van de familie opduikt op de cadeau-inzameling van Lone Moose, is Beef niet blij. Moon redt een rendier.

Moon en de jonge conciërges raken betrokken bij een lerarenschandaal. De rest van de familie bemoeit zich met een stel krabben.

Ham enlists his family for help in finding a speech for his Public Speaking Elective. Judy, Beef, and Honeybee pitch competing stories for Ham to select from and end up secretly drawing from Top Gun, Good Will Hunting, and The Matrix in the process.

When Moon gets rejected by his crush for the Lil' Preppers Practice Prom, he goes off-grid for the night and sees a mysterious figure who is revealed to be the long-lost Aunt Dirt Tobin who has been in hiding in a bunker on the Tobin property since 1964. The Tobin family teaches Aunt Dirt all about modern life while Moon copes with his first bout of romantic rejection.

When the new librarian gets rid of the vandalized books, Moon and his friends retrieve them and set up a vandalized-book bookstore.