Rich and Stew reminisce about the 1970s.

This week's lazy joke: ""28 years old, I was."" Extra final scene: Trainspotting.

This week's lazy joke: ""and then I got off the bus."" Extra final scene: Thelma & Louise.

Simon Quinlank returns. Lazy joke: puns in British sitcom titles.

Extra final scene: Alien Resurrection.

Extra final scene: Planet of the Apes.

Richard agrees to be a spokesman for cress.

Extra final scene: Braveheart. Lazy joke: And that was just the teachers ... aaah.

Lazy programming: puns on actors' surnames. Extra final scene: Blues Brothers 2000.

Stewart loses his power by wearing a jumper made by his gran. Extra final scene: Se7en. The Curious Orange becomes Davros from Doctor Who.