Tacoma FD's newest chief, Terry McConky, is under scrutiny by the city council to get serious about his station's ratings. Meanwhile, Terry's crew puts his job in jeopardy by engaging in a ridiculous competition for a super sawft prize.

Andy and Ike’s misstep on a call to a Tacoma police officer’s house fans the flames of the FD’s long-standing feud with the PD. Chief tries to keep a lid on the dispute, but all goes awry as his crew wages a tit-for-tat war with the cops.

When Fire Commissioner Eddie Penisi, Sr. shows up, Eddie and Terry seek his approval while the "commish" drives them apart. The crew plays D&D for the acceptance of their own illustrious dungeon master.