Ty strands everyone in the desert when he crashes his helicopter. (Piloting is WAY harder than it looks, you guys!) Can they survive the harsh conditions and stave off madness long enough to make it to Buca di Beppo?!

Ty, Mel, Joel and Johnny sign up for a motorcycle training class so they can "ride as gods"—and so Mel can "get nasty" with his wife—but their non-stop goofing off drives their up-tight instructor crazy.

There's nothing "soft" about the competition when the guys help Johnny coach his daughter's team in a big softball game against that a-hole Tom Lennon and his douchey rent-a-friends. Play ball!

Actress Jennifer Tilly flies Ty and the gang to Atlantic City and teaches them how to play Texas Hold 'Em like pros. Ok, she mostly teaches by beating the pants off of them... literally.

It's New Year's Eve in Vegas, baby! The boys are cutting loose and celebrating Johnny's late father with some prime rib. Well, they'll do that as soon as they help Ty get through a laundry list of public appearances.