Maggie Tominey as Self
Episodes 9
Dead Space
How far would you go for a significant other? Would you hold their hair while they threw up? Would you comfort them while they cried, deeply, about the death of an anime character? Would you fly across the galaxy and face down hordes of the living dead, while armed only with an engineering degree? Isaac Clarke certainly is a better man than I because not only will he do all of that but you will never hear him complain, not even once. At least not until the sequel.
Read MoreFish Out of Water
This PC version of Dead Space is the gift that keeps on giving but while these quirky glitches may cut the tension a little bit the USG Ishimura still has some terrifying surprises in store for Kyle, Sam, and Maggie.
Read MoreX's and O's
Our crew's on a broken ship full of a thousand dead things and Maggie ain't having none of it. With no more glitches to cut the tension things go from zero to terrifying real quick
Read MoreHold Your Breath
Have you guys been holding your breath each time Kyle, Maggie, and Sam venture into the vacuum of space? I hope so because if you haven't then this episode is going to be a challenge. Our crew has a long stretch of space to walk through to get to the asteroid defense system and there's a whole lot of necromorphs out there waiting for them.
Read MoreA Robot Penis
New mics, same BzC crew. Kyle, Maggie and Sam are bringing you an extra long episode today because they are just blazing through chapters. Well I mean it's only 2 chapters so I don't know if blazing is the right word but like one was really short and the other is really long so there ya go.
Read MoreDefault Names
Isaac has been through so much up to this point, suffocation, dismemberment, he watched a pterodactyl bring a corpse back to life but finally, FINALLY, he's found Nicole.
Read MoreMagical Cancer
Our crew get a emergency message out and it actually gets picked up by another ship! It looks like everything is coming up Isaac. Nothing could go wrong now...
Read MoreSwoliosis
Our crew's on the USM Valor looking for a *checks notes* singularity core? I'm going to assume that's a fancy way of saying fuel cell. The problem is that once they find it they stumble upon one very mean necromorph who never skipped leg day... or arm day... you know what? I think every day was gym day for this guy cause he's ripped as shit and he can't wait to show Isaac how tough he is. I hope Kyle, Sam, and Maggie have enough ammo.
Read MoreMake Us Whole
This is it, our crew have made it to the last episode of Dead Space! With only one gun I might add. Now all Kyle, Sam and Maggie have to do is return the Marker to the planet below and end this madness.
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