Todd Grinnell as Pat Schneider

Episodes 46

This Is It

75%
January 6, 201732m
1x1

Penelope tries to convince her feminist daughter Elena to have a traditional quinceañera to celebrate her 15th birthday and to honor her Cuban roots.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Bobos and Mamitas

75%
January 6, 201730m
1x2

When Penelope and Elena complain about not being taken seriously as women at work and school, Lydia offers advice from an older generation.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

No Mass

68%
January 6, 201733m
1x3

When Lydia disappears after a heated argument with her daughter about religion, the smooth running of the household falls apart in her absence.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

A Snowman's Tale

85%
January 6, 201730m
1x4

Penelope suddenly finds herself back in the dating game after Schneider shows her how to use an online app for meeting people.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Strays

90%
January 6, 201730m
1x5

Lydia grows suspicious of Elena and Carmen's intense relationship. Penelope later discovers that the inseparable friends are keeping a big secret.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The Death of Mrs. Resnick

90%
January 6, 201729m
1x6

When Penelope's faithful car finally breaks down for good and she's forced to trade it in, she meets a kindred spirit in the unlikeliest of places.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Hold, Please

70%
January 6, 201729m
1x7

While navigating her way through an endless maze of red tape with Veterans Affairs to make a medical appointment, Penelope reaches her breaking point.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

One Lie at a Time

75%
January 6, 201730m
1x8

Penelope tells her family she has a date and Lydia says she's going to church, but each secretly goes elsewhere. Meanwhile, Elena tests an attraction.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Viva Cuba

72%
January 6, 201729m
1x9

Elena gets a congratulatory letter that leaves a bitter taste in her mouth. For a school project, Alex interviews Lydia, who reveals a family secret.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Sex Talk

78%
January 6, 201727m
1x10

When Penelope finds porn on Alex's laptop, she struggles to talk to him about sex, but their reluctant conversation leads to a surprising discovery.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Pride & Prejudice

80%
January 6, 201728m
1x11

Although she wants to be accepting and open-minded, Penelope feels weird about Elena's revelation. Seeking advice, she makes an unexpected connection.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Hurricane Victor

75%
January 6, 201730m
1x12

Just when Penelope starts to date again, her estranged husband Victor makes a surprise visit home that rekindles old feelings between them.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Quinces

85%
Season Finale
January 6, 201731m
1x13

Everyone pitches in to prepare for Elena's quinceañera. While rehearsing their father-daughter dance, Elena reveals a truth about herself to her dad.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The Turn

77%
January 26, 201829m
2x1

Penelope worries about changes she sees in Alex, who gets into trouble at school. Elena wonders if others are misidentifying her based on her appearance.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Schooled

70%
January 26, 201827m
2x2

When juggling family, work and college proves too much for Penelope, Schneider offers her a way to sharpen her focus and improve her test grades.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

To Zir, With Love

80%
January 26, 201826m
2x3

Lydia gives Elena advice on approaching her crush. After running into a hunky Army buddy who's also single, Penelope rethinks her dating rules.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Roots

70%
January 26, 201828m
2x4

Elena is horrified to learn that her grandmother doesn't vote. Penelope teaches her son all her tricks on how to save money at the movie theater.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Locked Down

73%
January 26, 201831m
2x5

Penelope's furtive date at home with Max is interrupted when a neighborhood lockdown brings the rest of the family back early.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Work Hard, Play Hard

70%
January 26, 201826m
2x6

To teach Alex the value of a dollar, Penelope forces him to take a summer job at her workplace. Meanwhile, Elena finds a way to get paid for her hobby.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Exclusive

80%
January 26, 201829m
2x7

Lydia learns that Dr. Berkowitz is going to the opera without her. When Schneider asks if she and Max are exclusive, Penelope realizes it's time for a talk.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

What Happened

70%
January 26, 201826m
2x8

Penelope recalls Elena's birth in 2001, and how an unexpected turn of events drastically changed the life plans she and her husband had made.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Hello, Penelope

80%
January 26, 201828m
2x9

Feeling like she's finally got her life together, Penelope unwisely stops taking her antidepressants so she doesn't have to tell Max she's on them.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Storage Wars

80%
January 26, 201826m
2x10

As Schneider's trainee, Elena learns there's more to being a building super than fixing things. Penelope battles Lydia over space in their garage.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Homecoming

70%
January 26, 201828m
2x11

At the kids' school dance, Elena tries to appear popular in front of Syd, and chaperones Penelope and Max reach a milestone in their relationship.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Citizen Lydia

70%
January 26, 201828m
2x12

Lydia and Schneider take their U.S. citizenship tests. Penelope wonders if she'd be willing to have another child to fulfill Max's wish to be a dad.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Not Yet

80%
Season Finale
January 26, 201835m
2x13

A medical emergency brings bedside visits, admissions of regret, moments of realization, declarations of love and and out-of-body experience.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The Funeral

80%
February 8, 201926m
3x1

At a relative's funeral, Penelope urges Lydia to end a petty feud with her sister, and Elena wonders if her cousin Pilar is gay.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Outside

85%
February 8, 201925m
3x2

When Penelope discovers Alex's secret Instagram account, his crass posts spark an intense family discussion about consent and harassment.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Benefit with Friends

87%
February 8, 201927m
3x3

Elena hides her grandmother's high heels. Penelope starts to see a male friend in a new way. Schneider meets a kindred spirit at the school auction.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Hermanos

75%
February 8, 201927m
3x4

Sibling rivalry rears its ugly head when Penelope's brother, who can do no wrong in their mother's eyes, shows up during a family getaway to San Diego.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Nip It in the Bud

77%
February 8, 201925m
3x5

Penelope catches Alex smoking pot at a concert. When Lydia develops a cough at the opera, she tries Dr. B's special lozenges.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

One Valentine's Day at a Time

90%
February 8, 201928m
3x6

Rain ruins Valentine's Day plans, causing more than one couple to have their first fight. Schneider tries to hide his wealthy background from Avery.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The First Time

80%
February 8, 201928m
3x7

Penelope finds out Elena and Syd secretly got a hotel room. A grounded Alex enlists Lydia to stand in line to buy him the latest designer sneakers.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

She Drives Me Crazy

90%
February 8, 201926m
3x8

Penelope feels hurt after seeing an item on her mom's "bouquet list" that's about her. Dr. B finds the key to teaching a struggling Elena how to drive.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Anxiety

90%
February 8, 201925m
3x9

When Penelope has anxiety attacks, her support group helps her figure out what's triggering her, how to cope and why she's not telling her kids.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The Man

90%
February 8, 201926m
3x10

Schneider makes a big decision in order to please his visiting father -- at the expense of Penelope's family. Lydia finds Alex's confiscated pot.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

A Penny and a Nicole

90%
February 8, 201928m
3x11

When her ex-husband introduces the family to his new girlfriend, Penelope feels unexpectedly resentful and comes to a realization about Mateo.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Drinking and Driving

90%
February 8, 201926m
3x12

After putting Alex in a difficult position, Schneider gets tough love from Penelope. Dr. B consults Lydia's bouquet list for "non-iversary" gift ideas.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Ghosts

75%
Season Finale
February 8, 201930m
3x13

At her ex's wedding, Penelope experiences a surreal conversation. Elena finds she has more she needs to say to her father. Dr. B gives Lydia her gift.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Checking Boxes

90%
March 24, 202020m
4x1

After a census taker comes to the house, the Alvarez family reflects on their relationships, and what else the future may, or may not, have in store.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Penny Pinching

0%
March 31, 202020m
4x2

After a disastrous evening, Penelope realizes she needs to change her relationship to money and do the unthinkable: buy something new; meanwhile Elena struggles to make it to an important e-sports match.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Boundaries

100%
April 7, 202020m
4x3

After Alex catches Penelope in a compromising position, Penelope is motivated to talk to Alex about healthy human sexuality, while defending herself against Lydia's old-school judgments.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

One Halloween at a Time

100%
April 14, 202020m
4x4

It’s a very scary Halloween when Penelope and Max have to have the “do you still want to have kids or what?” conversation, while Schneider and Avery are determined to win an elaborate costume contest.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Perfect

100%
April 21, 202020m
4x5

Alex needs a large amount of money right away, worrying Penelope. Schneider and Avery must contend with an unwanted gift from Dr. Berkowitz.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Supermoon

100%
April 28, 202020m
4x6

When a supermoon appears in the night sky, all the Alvarezes and their significant others discover an elaborate romantic setting fit for a marriage proposal.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

The Politics Episode

80%
Season Finale
June 16, 202020m
4x7

Penelope's conservative family comes to visit; Penelope dreads that with the election coming up, they won't be able to avoid fighting over politics, leaving the Alvarezes to strategize how to get through it with the family intact.

Read More

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

You need to be logged in to continue. Click here to login or here to sign up.

Can't find a movie or TV show? Login to create it.

Global

s focus the search bar
p open profile menu
esc close an open window
? open keyboard shortcut window

On media pages

b go back (or to parent when applicable)
e go to edit page

On TV season pages

(right arrow) go to next season
(left arrow) go to previous season

On TV episode pages

(right arrow) go to next episode
(left arrow) go to previous episode

On all image pages

a open add image window

On all edit pages

t open translation selector
ctrl+ s submit form

On discussion pages

n create new discussion
w toggle watching status
p toggle public/private
c toggle close/open
a open activity
r reply to discussion
l go to last reply
ctrl+ enter submit your message
(right arrow) next page
(left arrow) previous page

Settings

Want to rate or add this item to a list?

Login