Joan hates that her lover Samantha entered into a green card marriage with her gay friend Jonathan--especially because they seem to be taking the fraud marriage seriously. Jonathan's lover, Kirk, is equally unhappy when it is revealed that Jonathan and Samantha have slept together. Lea wonders where all her open-mindedness has gone when her niece Rhiannon comes to stay in her new apartment with a wannabe rapper named Ricky in tow. Jana's little sister Amy hops in Rory's van and ambushes him with a kiss.

To help convince an immigration agent that Sam and Jonathan's marriage is real, their lovers Joan and Kirk have to pretend to be a couple. Amidst concerns that she may be pregnant, Lea tries to lay down some "house rules" with her niece Rhiannon. Rory takes Jana out on a big date for her birthday, hoping to make their relationship "official."

Preparing for an immigration check, Samantha spends the night with her "husband" Jonathan, further jeopardizing her relationship with Joan. Lea wants Rhiannon to act responsibly, a reflection over her own concern about possibly being pregnant. A cop interrupts one of Rory and Jana's more intimate moments in the van.

The immigration agent arrives to check on Samantha and Jonathan's green card marriage just as Samantha's lover Joan threatens to leave her. Leah and Michael debate whether she should take a "morning after pill." Jana and Rory go shopping for birth control devices--you know, just in case they ever, you know...