""If Words Could Kill"" written by Jennifer Johnson, Graham Flashner, & Neil Landau

The Fearsum Foursum lives out their rule, and they all do their punishments. They try to get Jonas, a hot jock, to be their date for an upcoming dance. They invite Jonah to the garage and they play truth or dare. Things go out of hand, and Debbie ends up with Jonas.

[This segment ends, continues with Tina/Kyle, now deeper in a relationship.]

""The Ex-Files"" written by Dina Marie Chapman & Steven S. DeKnight

Stan comes home early only to find Sally talking to a plumber dude, who was her ex-boyfriend in the second grade. Sally panics and tells him about the 8th month superstition. Then Stan reveals what he was going to tell her from the start. He had a job interview in L.A. (where she lives) and he got the job. Now they can live happily together.

[This segment ends]

""Twice a Virgin"" written by Rick Bitzelberger & Neil Landau

Dean likes Claire, and Emma tries to help him out. But in the process, Kiki

""Twice A Virgin"" written by Rick Bitzelberger & Neil Landau

Dean wants to have a forsure thing with Claire, so he calls her and weakly asks her to come over. With the help of Emma, he tells her that he wrote her a poem, and will be there in a hour, due to studying. Emma tries to help Dean write a poem, and he insults her about Mr. Fuzzy, and she leaves. Claire comes over, and he dodges every single way on reading the poem. He crumples the paper, and they talk about, you know, just stuff. One thing leades to sex, and it guarantees him for sex tomorrow on his 18th birthday, which he told Claire about. She gets up and reads the crumple which only has scribbles on it. She gets mad and leaves.

""I Know What You Did Last Hummer"" written by Jennifer Johnson

Liz is mad at Tina when she tells her dad that Liz's friend, Vincent is here. The thing is, two years ago, her father caught them in the rec room, and well, he is no longer invited in there home. Liz presses on Vincent, saying that

""Twice A Virgin"" written by Rick Bitzelberger & Neil Landau

Dean's big One Eight is today, and Kiki knocks on his door, where she gives him a baloon, and herself. It is also revealed that Kiki is just a tease, and she needs to uphold an image of her being kinky. They have sex, and she leaves. There is another knock on the door, and covered in sweat, he answers it. Thinking it's Kiki, he jokes, ""couldn't keep away."" Only it's not Kiki, but Claire. She then offers herself, and they have sex. Then another knock on his door, and it's Emma! She asks how it went, only to surprised that he did both girls.

""I Know What You Did Last Hummer"" written by Jennifer Johnson

Tina is threatened by Liz, when she thinks Liz gave Kyle a blow job. She confronts Liz about it, and she tells her it did happen. She asks her friend, Gwen, if she could borrow her dress, making her look like Liz, in order to please Kyle. She tries to give him a blow job, but he denies what happened. She wants to please

""I Know What You Did Last Hummer"" written by Jennifer Johnson

Jared comes over after Tina, tells him that she needs help on the ""oral"" report and she reveals that the help she needs on the oral report is actually help on giving oral. Jared is skeptical, but still tells her. Gwen then stops by because she wants to learn to, and he teaches them the tricks of the trades. Tina then calls Kyle telling him that she has a surprise for him tomorrow.

""Three In The Van"" written by Jeff Goode

Rory and Jana talks in his van, in a place what could be best described as a make out point. They end up making out, and while making out. In the process of taking Jana's bra off, he has trouble and accidentally hits her back. She tries to explain how to take it off, but it's no use. She tells him to close his eyes because she has a surprise. He closes his eyes, and she puts the bra on him. He then opens his eyes, and is horrified what he has on. He tries to take it off, but doesn't. Jana laughs

""I Know What You Did Last Hummer"" written by Jennifer Johnson & Neil Landau

Tina finally shows Kyle her surprise, and he is shocked when she learned it from Jared, his best friend. Jared walks in and Kyle tackles him. Liz then walks in, and Tina confronts Liz, about the whole lolli-lick thing. Liz tells Tina that she was just lying, and mad because she broke up with Vincent. Kyle then confronts Jared, only to find out that Tina was ""practicing"" with carrots. Kyle then forgives Jared, and they both leave. Tina teases Liz that she is now a pro on what she does.

[This segment ends, spinoffs with Z, from episode 5, and Liz's brother.]

""Twice A Virgin"" written by Rick Bitzelberger & Neil Landau

Dean writes a poem for Claire, saying how sorry he is, and she trusts him now. Claire and Dean do a ritual to make then virgins again, because Dean wants to have sex. This segment ends as they end up kissing in the corner, and Emma telling a girl, that she helped put them together.

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""He Ain't Gay, He's My Brother"" written by Rick Bitzelberger, Tom Crehan, Steven S. DeKnight & Graham Flashner

Joel finds out that Ned is lying about having a girlfriend, and they both figure out that each other is gay. They then come up with a fun plan to play with the brothers' mind so that they could come out to each other. When the brothers come back, They find Ned and Joel talking about tattoos, because Joel is a tattoo artist. Ned is thinking of getting a heart on his ass, and shows the brother his ass. Brick questions about the heart, and Joel interrupts him saying that Andy has a tattoo on his ass. He also reveals that's how they met. Brick questions about his tattoo, and brushes it off. Ned fakes on going forward with the tattoo, and Joel offers them a deal, a 2 for 1. But the thing is that Joel doesn't have enough red dye, so Ned accompanies him to get it from his car, but they actually are listening to the brothers and how they act. They then return, and Brick talks