A lot of fertility experts get it all wrong nowadays. What you wanna do, for the best chance at conceiving, is really stick your hand as far up your husbands anus as you can. The deeper you're in there, the better chance of finding the baby making stuff he's hiding in there.

It's never been Jon's intention as a host to kill his contestants but in the event it organically occurs on the show you can be rest assured that we will be sure to keep the cameras rolling.

Make jokes. Get jacked. Profit.

In all seriousness, if ghosts actually existed wouldn't you want to know what they taste like? And to be clear, all of you saying no right now are lying to yourself.

You don't have to use naughty no-no words to be funny. Not everything has to be toilet humor and sex jokes all the time, you know? On The Spot is your one stop for clean humor and guilt-free fun. Join us, won't you?

Barbara's dad joins On The Spot this week to help his little maple syrup angel make some jokes about unprotected sleep, talk about Keanu's next movie and watch her slap Tyler's firm ass.

On this day it was declared across the lands that there had never been two people who better embodied the title of best friends than Blaine Gibson & Patrick Matthews. Also, Lindsay & Maggie were there.

Tyler can't afford therapy so instead he does On The Spot. Thanks, Obama.

On The Spot is a place for all races, religions, sexes and creeds to come together and make jokes about how to have sex like an alligator.

No puppet was harmed in the making of this internet production

Moms and On The Spot go together like fried chicken and online dating profiles.

A shiba, a pug, a rabbit and Jesus walk into a bar

Is Smashmouth looking for a new lead singer for the band because we know a certain drunk New Englander named Jeremy Dooley who is ready for the audition of his life.

Turns out just giving in and letting other people take a shot at hosting the show is a lot easier for Jon than trying to get them to do what he wants the usual way.

In honor of the upcoming Mother's Day holiday we give each other flowers, drink beer and talk about SIDS. As usual.

In this episode, not only does Griffon Ramsey teach us how to open a champagne bottle but we also learn about ax safety, child birth and how Geoff feels about being a fashion icon.

This season we have learned a lot of things. Mostly that swords and knives are fun and that it is really easy to buy sex from Jeremy Dooley.