Joel wants to play football at the University of On The Spot, but has neither the money for tuition nor the grades to qualify for a scholarship. Joel redoubles his efforts to get out of the steel mill where his father, Jack, works when his best friend, Cole, dies in an accident there. Overcoming his dyslexia thanks to his friend and tutor, Tyler, Joel gains admission to On The Spot and begins to fight his way onto the school's fabled football team.

The Pumpkin Spice Run is the time in the Fall when White Girls across America, which have migrated from the suburbs and Forever 21 stores, swim to the upper reaches of Starbucks cafes where they spew pumpkin spice eggs on gravel beds. After releasing their spice, all White Girls and most Atlantic salmon die, and the White Girl life cycle starts over again.

A ghost, Uhura from Star Trek, Snow White, the Log Lady from Twin Peaks and an Umbreon walk into a bar. Jeff Goldblum shows up and leaves with Uhura, the ghost somehow manages to suffocate on its own sheets, Snow White turns into an anime cat guy, the Log Lady starts making out with her log and the Umbreon goes into a corner and slowly starts chanting the word "cunt" to itself. The End.

Barbara needs an exorcist. Nick and Kirk get a lucky break.

Jon has Hell to pay and Trevor performs miracles before your very eyes. If you want to go to Heaven then you may want to skip the season 12 premiere of On The Spot.

Alfredo and Cole have their hands full when Satan's brother shows up with his intern.

Joel gets intimate with an unsuspecting piece of equipment. And Matt looks like a what?

Prepare for the strangest Father’s Day show ever. Jon, Jon, Jon and Jon drive Jon to the edge in a On The Spot first.