Comedy about a husband and wife trying to raise their five kids in a New York two-bedroom apartment.

Jeannie asks Jim to run some important errands, including dropping off their daughter's application to a prestigious Catholic girls' school.

Jim organizes a romantic anniversary including a Broadway show and a short hotel stay

Jim and Jeannie agree to dine with Daniel and his father in order to act as buffers; Dave joins the group for a wild night.

Jeannie asks Jim to run some important errands, including dropping off their daughter's application to a prestigious Catholic girls' school.

Jim celebrates Dave's birthday instead of Jeannie's, and even though she told him not to give her a gift or celebrate, Jeannie gets upset.

When Jim is finally invited to do "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon," Jeannie invites Father Nicholas along, making Jim more nervous.

Jim is called "superdad" in a magazine, and although Jeannie is happy for Jim, she is upset that there is no mention of her.

After one of Jim's creepy friends asks Jeannie's sister out, Jim and Jeannie spend the night out in town hunting her down trying to stop what ever may happen from happening. Meanwhile Jim tries to eat and enjoy himself.

After getting frustrated with sick, lice-infested children, Jim wishes that he never got married and became a father.