It's the first morning at Camp Firewood, and the horny counselors are already making their moves, while something sinister is going on in the woods.

Journalist Lindsey goes undercover as a counselor. Beth and Greg make a startling discovery. Coop has his hands full with Kevin and Donna.

Tensions rise after Blake sees Andy hitting on Katie. Beth goes to an unlikely source for help. Coop is crushed when Donna gives out multiple gifts.

Claude helps Susie find new leads for the musical. Gail tries to discover the truth about Jonas. The Falcon lands.

Susie, Claude, Andy and Katie get closer during the evening meal. Jonas overreacts when Victor crank-calls him. Beth and Greg hire a lawyer.

Victor and Coop discover that sex is a lot more complicated than they thought. Lindsey has to file her article. Andy and Katie have a moment of truth.

While Beth and Gene fight to save the camp from government forces, Andy and the other counselors take on their Camp Tiger Claw rivals.