A sober Bender crashes a dark matter tanker on Pluto, threatening the penguin reserve nearby. Leela helps out in the clean-up, but when the penguins begin mating out of control, drastic action must be taken to thin the herd.

Bender falls deeply in love with the Planet Express ship autopilot's female voice setting. Meanwhile, Fry searches for the perfect candy heart to properly convey his feelings for Leela.

Farnsworth's clone Cubert teams up with Hermes' son Dwight to launch a newspaper delivery business. Farnsworth and Hermes scoff at the kids' efforts - until the delivery boys accumulate enough capital to buy out Planet Express. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela use Bender to brew their own homemade beer.

Bender is incompatible with Professor Farnsworth's new Robot 1-X, but rather than get an upgrade, Bender escapes to a desert island to start his life anew. There, he meets several other outdated robots and receives a downgrade, then leads his new comrades in a rebellion against technology.

The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots.

While traveling through the Bermuda Tetrahedron, the crew encounters a giant 4-dimensional space whale.

Fry inadvertently reintroduces the common cold to the 31st century.

Bender joins the paparazzi and tries to take a photo of an actor whose face has never been seen.

Fry is the victim of a sausage-making accident during the crew's visit to Oktoberfest.

Bender becomes a famous firefighter, but the crew suspects him of arson.