Drew Carey as Himself - Host
Highlights include “Weird Newscasters” with a cowboy and a synchronized swim team; “Narrate,” a film noir scene set in a bike shop; “Duet,” in which a duo serenade Merrilee, the pet photographer; “The Blind Date Hoedown,” and “Three-Headed Broadway Star,” in which Drew, Wayne and Ryan sing “I Love You for Your Shoes” to an audience member.Read More
"Questions Only" sees romance break out at a luxurious European health spa; Ruth and Lisa provide "Sound Effects" for Ryan and Colin, two American GIs attempting an escape from a German World War II POW camp; "Scenes from a Hat" include "original rejected poses for the Mona Lisa"; "Songs of James Bond."
Kathy wins, so the rest sing the Got Arrested "Irish Drinking Song."Read More
Games include a round of “Film, TV and Theatre Styles,” with the guys taking on kids' shows, Westerns and Shakespeare. Also, Wayne Brady and Chip Esten perform an impromptu theme song for a new sitcom. Other players include Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie. Drew Carey hosts.Read More
“Hollywood Director” finds Wayne Brady striking a pose as female supermodel and Chip Esten as her unhappy hubby. Also: rounds of “Song Titles,” “Scenes from a Hat” and a heavy-metal “Duet.” Other players include Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles. Drew Carey hosts.Read More
Brad Sherwood plays a short-tempered cook in “Let's Make a Date”; and Wayne Brady channels an overactive TV set during “Party Quirks.” Other games include “Hoedown,” “Scenes from a Hat” and “Three-Headed Broadway Star.” Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie and Drew Carey.Read More
Whoopi Goldberg plays along for a round of “Hollywood Director” about a famous Notre Dame hunchback; and receives a serenade from Wayne Brady, who borrows Tina Turner's “Song Styles.” Also: “Scenes from a Hat” and a “Foreign Film Dub.” Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles.Read More
Wayne is an excited Japanese tourist and Ryan plays Bigfoot in “Weird Newscasters”; and Colin and Ryan are on a secret car wash called “Improbable Mission.” Other games include a secret-hair-transplant song titled “Irish Drinking Song.” Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie.Read More
Colin Mochrie helms a pet-store movie scene in a round of “Hollywood Director”; Wayne Brady plays a talk-show guest in “Party Quirks“; and the guys get some help from Drew during a sketch called “Helping Hands,” about an uppity soda jerk. Ryan Stiles also appears.Read More
Colin Mochrie helms a pet-store movie scene in a round of “Hollywood Director”; Wayne Brady plays a talk-show guest in “Party Quirks”; and the guys get some help from Drew during a sketch called “Helping Hands,” about an uppity soda jerk. Ryan Stiles also appears.Read More
Games include a round of “Superheroes,” with Colin as Tacky Shirt Man; a Backstreet Boys-themed “Hoe Down”; “Scenes from a Hat”; “Newsflash”; and a version of “Sound Effects” that finds Colin and Ryan trying their best to be English knights. Drew Carey hosts.Read More
In "Superheroes," Stinky Man (Colin) tries to solve a dead possum in his parking spot with his friends Giggling Nipple-Tweak Man (Ryan), Captain Luau (Chip), and Temper Tantrum Kid (Wayne); "Scenes from a Hat" are "disturbing people to get a lap dance from," "unfortunate times to sneeze," "jobs where you shouldn't kid around," and "the Munchkins: What are they doing now?"; "Stand, Sit, Lie" comes back after a three-season hiatus, with expectant mother Ryan is cared for by flirtatious midwife Wayne, with Colin the nervous husband; in "Party Quirks," Chip tries to guess various acts getting booed off the stage during Amateur Night at the Apollo (Wayne), a bomb squad member who received a tip that there are bombs in people's pants (Colin), and a series of ugly sea creatures swimming up to the cameras (Ryan); after finding humor in Drew nearly choking himself with a breath mint, the show continues with "Show-Stopping Number," featuring Ryan, Colin, and Wayne in a factory.Read More
Game 1 - Hollywood Director Colin, as usual, is the director Ryan and Wayne, two gold miners Brad, the bandito who has come to rob them.
Directions from Colin: do the scene backwards do the scene full of lust for each other include as many "Your momma!" jokes as possible.
Game 2 - If You Know What I Mean Brad and Colin are customers at a diner where Ryan is their waitress
Penultimate game - Greatest Hits Songs Of Weddings including the B-52's singing Cash Bar.
Artificial Winner - Wayne
Drew Game - Helping Hands Drew is a high school student being taught lessons in French culture by Ryan, with the helping hands of Colin.
Credits Roll - Wayne and Colin are trained seals being fed by Brad and Ryan.Read More
Game 1 - Scene To Music: Ryan, a gung-ho pest exterminator, bursts in on the hotel room of Colin and Wayne, a newlywed couple.
Game 2 - Scenes From A Hat: Famous Film Roles As Played By Scooby-Doo If Welcome Signs In European Countries Were Truthful Things You Don't Want You Hear Your Grandmother Singing About What The First Fight Between A Man And A Woman Was About
Game 3 - Song Styles: Wayne sings as Prince to a guest contortionist with an unusual name.
Game 4 - Changed Letter: B to W Greg, the team doctor, is treating the star basketball player, Wayne. Colin, a reporter, has come in to interview Wayne, when Ryan, the coach, bursts in to stop him.
Game 5 - Living Scenery: Ryan, Colin, Wayne, and the contortionist as Arctic explorers on a race to the North Pole encounter each other at a different icehole.
Game 6 - Hats/Dating Service Video
Artificial Winner: Wayne Brady
Drew Game - Sports Casters: Drew and Greg commenting on competing office workers Ryan and Colin
Game 1 Press Conference: Colin as the 1st man to make love on the moon.
Game 2 Sound Effects: Audience members Valerie and Anne help Ryan and Colin storm Frankenstein Castle
Game 3 Irish Drinking Song: Graduation
Game 4 Party Quirks
Game 5 Helping Hands: It's Kathy's wedding and Colin and Ryan are the wedding planner
Artificial Winner: Colin
Drew Game Themed Restaraunt: The Wizard Of Oz
Credits Roll - Kathy Griffin as the waitress at a late night coffee shop running down the items on the menu to a table full of drunks & everyone else as the drunks.Read More
In "Hollywood Director," town sheriff Ryan has finally caught the fugitive gunslinger Chip and puts him in jail, but Wayne comes in as a member of Chip's gang, and Colin gives them the styles of falling in love with each other and product testimonials. In "Improbable Mission," Wayne is the voice on the tape informing secret agents Colin and Ryan that they must go shopping at the grocery store. In "Scenes From A Hat," the scenes are "bad times to use the athletic butt slap," "topics of conversation that always ruin dinner parties," "what the Whose Line? cast will ask Santa for this Christmas," and "things your waitress can say that can be misconstrued as sexual." In "Greatest Hits," Colin and Ryan sell Songs of Pregnancy, with songs performed by Wayne and Chip.
Chip wins, so the rest join Drew for a game of "Props."Read More
Hollywood Director features Colin giving notes to a western cowboy (Ryan) holding up a train with a beautiful woman (Wayne) on it, with another cowboy to the rescue (Chip); Doo Wop features Colin, Chip, and Wayne singing about Diana, who was killed in a tragic bowling accident; Scenes from a Hat includes ""What Drew Whispers in his date's ear,"" and ""A bad time for that laxative to kick in""; Greatest Hits features Colin and Ryan introducing ""Songs of Hor-ror Movies"".
Wayne wins, and he looks on at Helping Hands as Ryan (hands provided by Colin) is at a cabin in the woods proposing to his girlfriend Drew.Read More
Hollywood Director features Coin giving notes to two feisty French cheifs (Wayne and Ryan), and the fireman coming to help when things go wrong (Brad). Weird Newscasters features a wig shop owner doing a cheesy promo for his shop on the newscast (Brad), a sportscaster who lives a double life as a drag queen (Wayne), and a drill seargent, training his out of shape troops (Ryan). Walking a dog is an Improbable Mission for Colin and Ryan, and Brad, Ryan and Wayne do an ode to superheroes as The Boogie Woogie Sisters.
Colin wins, and Drew joins Wayne, Ryan, and Brad for a game of Props.Read More
In Newsflash, Colin is the Anchor with Co-Anchor Chip as a 1950s teen rebel biker, in sports Wayne is a harem girl sent in to entertain the sultan and it's weatherman Ryan's last day and he wants to go out in a blaze of glory! In Sound effects, Colin is an emergency room-surgeon getting called in on new-years eve, where Ryan provides the sound effects. In Title Sequence, Ryan, a sumo wrestler, and Colin, a model, acts out to Chip and Wayne's song. In Scene with an Audience member Emily who works at a store plays Batgirl in the scene. Batman, Ryan has come to the rescue of Batgirl from the clutches of the Riddler, Colin. In Greates Hits Wayne and Chip sings songs of the warrior princess; Jerry Lee Lewis - Lalalalala; Kid Rock - Clubs, Spears and Shields; Techno - Huge women, puny men; The winner is Chip, and the rest of the gang have to play Questions Only on board of the Titanic.Read More
In Let's Make a Date, Wayne gets a turn as a guesser, with Greg an angry guest on Jerry Springer, Colin a ventriloquist whose dummy is sabotaging his chances, and Ryan as a frustrated writer going insane in a remote hotel; a Poseidon Adventure Scene to Rap; Ryan provides old-school Sound Effects for Jedi knight Colin who gets the call that the Empire is attacking; Film Dub for Ryan, Colin, and Greg is one day at the gas station; Wayne sings Ryan and Colin's Songs of Hockey on Greatest Hits.
Wayne wins, so the rest sing the Moving Hoedown.Read More
First up, Superheroes had Greg(Shedding Cat Man), Ryan(Strutting Pick-up Artist Boy), Colin(Exciteable Hamster Boy), and Wayne(Very Enthusiastic Game Show Contestant Boy) solving the problem of a clogged toilet. Then Questionable Impressions was set in a funeral home. Props had Ryan and Colin vs. Wayne and Greg. Wayne sang to Terri who worked in a clothing store and goes to the beach in a gospel style in Song Styles. Following was Moving People, where Colin(moved by Shauna) is a doctor flying in to rescue Ryan(moved by Amy) who has been bitten by a poisonous snake. Then Dating Service Videos(announced as Hats) had Ryan and Colin vs. Wayne and Greg again. Lastly, Hoedown was about pregnancy tests. No winner was announced, Wayne and Ryan were declared the winners and read the credits as a wrestling team challenging their opponents.Read More
Colin, the Queen of England, announces that he's having an affair with Ryan Stiles in Press Conference; Neely and Andrea give Sound Effects to a gallant knight (Ryan) trying to reach Rapunzel (Colin) in the tallest tower of the witch's castle, then free her and escape past the witch, the sleeping dragon, and other dangers so they can be wed (in honor of Valentine's Day); Chip and Wayne sing a R&B Duet to the Loyola Marymount University cheerleaders; cheerleaders Jennifer, Pamela, and Ryanne become Living Scenery for Ryan and Colin, two cowboys out on the range tend to their cattle and set up camp for the night; Wayne, Chip, Colin, and Ryan sing an Irish Drinking Song about farting.
No winner is announced; the credits are simply the cheerleaders chanting LMU (instead of chanting the credits as they were supposed to do).Read More
Let's Make A Date started things with Greg choosing from Wayne(Michael Jackson turning into a wereworlf), Colin(world's most annoying person to sit next to on an airplane) and Ryan (evil scientist in lad about to mutate into horrific versions of the other two bachelors). Next was Newsflash, with Greg and Ryan giving clues to Colin, who was standing in front of footage of babies. Then it was Funeral with Greg hosting the funeral of Joe, a fisherman with Colin and Ryan the mourners. Then Party Quirks had Greg hosting again, with Wayne a heroic fireman determined to rescue everyone, Colin as talent night at an old folks home, and Ryan as a series of delivery guys in porn films. African Chant had all four chanting to Crystal, a candy hawker at a raceway. Greg was declared the winner so Drew joined the others in a game of Props. All four read the credits as lingerie models in a catalog.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.Film, TV, & Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin have disguised themselves as women in an all-female band to hide from Wayne, a hit man working for the mob.
Styles: Western, Sesame Street, Shakespeare, Shaft and opera.
Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the hit ABC sitcom The Travel Agent And Tom Jones while Ryan and Colin act out the title sequence.
Action Replay: In the first scene, Wayne is angry at Chip for letting their poisonous pet snake escape. Then Ryan and Colin search for something that is stinking up their house doing the same motions that the others did.
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Hit Man. Wayne and Chip sing:
Garotte, Garotte, Garotte as Duran Duran
The Sound Of Silencers in salsa style
Hit Man Girl as Blink-182
Poison In Your Wine in rockabilly style.
90-Second Alphabet: Drew and Colin are both sisters getting ready for the prom when Ryan, the star quarterback shows up and they both realize that they've both been asked out by him; starting with 'J'.Winner: Wayne and Chip
Credit Reading: All four as celebrities parachuting for charity.Read More
Game 1: Questions Only - High school prom dates (Paraphrased.)
Game 2: Narrate - Film noir scene set at a zoo
Game 3: Film, TV, And Theater Styles - Wayne is a prison guard hunting down escaped convicts Ryan and Colin changed together who are hiding out in an alligator infested swamp. Styles: Cartoons, Shakespeare, ""Japanese Anime"" (Yes, separate from Cartoons. And, yes, Japanese, as opposed to OTHER forms, I suppose...), Planet Of The Apes, and Gilbert And Sullivan
Game 4: Party Quirks - Denny : Host Wayne: Finds ""The Mask"" At The Party Colin: ""Never Say Die"" Deer Trying To Cross A Highway Ryan: Slow Motion Sports Bloopers
Game 5: Greatest Hits - Songs Of Soccer ""Free Kick"" in the style of Ska ""My Shorts Chafe"" in the style of Tin Pan Alley ""I'm Not Really Hurt, But, I'm Staying Down"" by The Beastie Boys ""I Got A Yellow Card"" in the style of Paul Robeson singing Ol' Man River from Showboat
Artificial Winner: Denny
Drew Game: Hoedown - Work Out/Working out/ExercisingRead More
Colin's Magnet Man is stuck at the North Pole in Superheroes, joined by Mesmerized by Moving Objects Man (Ryan), the Bob Fosse Kid (Chip), and Chainsaw Massacre Boy (Wayne); a Chip and Wayne Duet about a sponge in a Busby Berkeley song with Colin and Ryan joining in as Busby Berkeley dancers; Weird Newscasters finds coanchor Chip as Snagglepuss, sportsman Wayne finds his neighbor peeping on him and decides to put on a ""little show,"" and weatherman Ryan is the rise and fall of a female Hollywood legend of the silver screen; Colin reports to Ryan and Chip in Newsflash from clips of Ryan; an Irish Drinking Song about giving birth.
Chip wins, so two old friends who haven't seen each other in 20 years, Wayne and Drew, eat at a baseball Themed Restaurant with Ryan and Colin as waiters.Read More
The crisis for the Superheroes is no ceramics, with Brad as Tom Arnold, Ryan as Guy Who Channels the Spirits of Farm Animals, Colin as Captain Streaker, and Wayne as Man Who Mimics Everyone While On Caffeine; Film Dub is one day at the doctor's office; a body odor Infomercial; Brad hosts Party Quirks with a high-energy android who keeps running out of power and recharges by kissing someone's head (Wayne), a Russian ballet dancer (Colin), and a series of the world's dumbest criminals caught on tape (Ryan); ""Songs of the Presidents"" in Greatest Hits.
Brad wins, so Wayne, Drew, and Ryan sing ""When I Touch Your Kangaroo"" to Australian student Jody in Three-Headed Broadway Star.Read More
Kathy is the contestant on Let's Make a Date, choosing from Uncle Ernie who's drinking too much and is about to ruin his niece Colin's wedding reception (Wayne), a heroic frog leading ""The Great Escape"" of all the frogs from a French restaurant (Colin), and someone who's founded a cult that worships Colin and he lives his life by Colin's example (Ryan); Two-Line Vocabulary features SWAT team commander Colin and his two agents Wayne (""Is this it?"" and ""I want to go first."") and Ryan (""Should I be doing this?"" and ""What's the point of that?"") about to infiltrate a group of terrorists; Film Dub has Ryan, Colin, and Kathy at a themed restaurant; Sound Effects has audience members Karen and Sharon provide sounds for Ryan and Colin, whom they don't know who's who, as Clark Kent (Ryan) is having an intimate evening with Lois Lane (Colin) when he gets a message that Lex Luthor is subjecting the city to a series of terrors; Show-Stopping Number at a bank for everyone but Kathy.
Wayne wins, so tRead More
The show opens with the bitter divorce Award Show, then Colin is Noah announcing he's eaten all the animals during a Press Conference. Then, it's an infomercial to stop being drunk. After that, it's Sound Effects with Ryan and Colin being two musketeers and an Irish Drinking Song about first cars. Greg wins, so everyone else plays Props.Read More
Weird Newscasters: Colin is the anchor... Chip is the co-anchor and the ""lion from the Wizard of Oz who was given an overactive libido instead of courage"". Wayne is on sports and is a ""desparate caveman looking for food, a warm cave and a mate"". Ryan does the weather and ""becomes extremely nervous when he suddenly discovers it's the first day of Ryan hunting season"". Song Styles: Chip and Wayne sing a gospel style song to Mira the Hebrew teacher. Whose Line: Buffy the vampire slayer (Colin) has come to kill Count Dracula (Ryan). Greatest Hits: The Songs of Rome. Irish Drinking Song: All about falling out of a car on a date. There is no winner... it's a four-way tie... so they all read the credits as trash-talking basketball players.Read More
Song Titles has the four at an office Christmas party. In Duet, Chip and Wayne sing to Lily the Crossing Guard as the Backstreet Boys. In Action Replay, Wayne and Chip are two campers getting dressed in the morning, and discover insects crawled in their clothes. Then, Ryan and Colin perform a different scene using the same body movements. In Greatest Hits, Colin and Ryan sell a compilation album about pregnancy, as sung by Chip and Wayne.
No winner is announced, so Wayne, Chip, and Colin sing as a Doo-Wop group about Lola, who died tragicly in a freak golf accident.Read More
The show starts with Let's Make A Date. Kathy has to pick from Wayne (a temperamental queen bee gathering nectar from people's faces), Colin (a born to be wild biker chick going from guy to guy to find a new stud to ride behind) and Ryan (having an entire relationship with the stool Colin is sitting on). In Whose Line, Indiana Jones (Ryan) and his feisty female companion (Colin) are trapped in a snake-infested Egyptian tomb and their torches are about to go out. In Dead Bodies, Bosley (Ryan) is being held captive by a beautiful villainess (audience member Kelsey), who is torturing him with sexual seduction when one of Charlie's Angels (Kathy) bursts in to rescue him. Greatest Hits features a 25 CD set of ""Songs of the Fast Food Worker"". Kathy wins, so Drew & Ryan play against Wayne & Colin in Props. Ryan reads the credits pretending he's in later life and his relationship with the stool is on the rocks.Read More
The studio is cold for Superheroes Cottage Cheese Man (Brad), the Narrowly Escapes Death Kid (Ryan), Captain Salmon (Colin), and Caught in a Wind Tunnel Boy (Wayne); Brad, Colin, and Ryan play If You Know What I Mean as three supermarket employees on the night shift; All in One Voice features ""The First Time We Swam"" with Lucy and Ricky Ricardo (Colin/Wayne and Ryan/Brad respectively); in Film Dub, all four provide voices for a team of suit salesmen trying to make a sale; Cathy and Veena provide Sound Effects for Ryan and Colin, two nervous World War II parachutists are about to go on a mission into occupied France; Scenes from a Hat are ""the curriculum at Hillbilly University,"" ""I didn't know the mic was on,"" and ""nightly bedside prayers of Whose Line cast members.""
Colin wins, so it's Brad and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew in Props.Read More
Chip appears on Let's Make a Date, hoping to choose from a mean female wrestler who receives a Valentine and is desperate to find her secret admirer (Wayne), the mad Headless Horseman looking for a hideous head to replace his own (Colin), and a mischievous gargoyle at the top of Notre Dame Cathedral who keeps coming alive to cause trouble (Ryan); ""Film, TV, and Theater Styles"" is Colin is a distraught bride, and Wayne is her angry mother, coming to fashion designer Ryan on the morning of the wedding since the dress doesn't fit, in the styles of MacGyver, soap opera, pyschic network, WWF, Crocodile Hunter, and Antique Roadshow; then a Doo-Wop about Erica, who died tragically in a freak gene-splicing accident; ""Songs of the Lunchlady"" in Greatest Hits, with hillbilly (""Aprons, Hairnets, and Knee-Highs"") and punk (""Don't Want Your Milk!"").
Colin wins, so it's Chip and Wayne vs. Ryan and Drew in Props.Read More
Game 1: Let's Make A Date Contestant - Chip Bachelor #1 - Wayne: Cheesy Mexican Troubadour Who Sings Unbelievably Insulting Songs About The People He Serenades Bachelor #2 - Colin: Panicking Dutch Peasant Who Thinks The Openings In People's Faces Are Leaky Holes In A Dyke Bachelor #3 - Ryan: Recently Out-Of-The-Closet Robin Hood Selecting His Band Of Merry Men & Taking Them To Rob The Rich
Game 2: Whose Line Scene: King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette must escape the angry Frech mob or face the guilloutine. Colin as Marie Antoinette: ""Get your eyeballs out of my cleavage!"" Ryan as King Louis XVI: ""You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"" ""Everybody Wang Chung tonight!""
Game 3: Scenes From A Hat If a Fear Factor episode was done for celebrities The world's dumbest criminals being caught in the act. Slogans on T-Shirts worn by George W. Bush. What you think your fellow cast memebers should title their autobiographies.
Game 4: Song Titles
Game 5: Doo-Wop Chip, WayRead More
Game 1: Hollywood Director
Colin directs Ryan as an Old West engineer driving a train carrying gold bullion, Wayne as a bandit trying to rob it, and Greg as the whip wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day. He suggests: Hong Kong action film where the actors are doing their own subtitles. As much sexual innuendo as possible.
Game 2: Scenes From A Hat Bad times to be distracted by a beautiful woman. Making mundane instructions sound sexy. What President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself. Things You Can Say About The Food You Eat, but, not about your girlfriend.
Game 3: African Chant Audience member Julia teaches dance lessons to Wayne and the rest of the gang.
Game 4: Sound Effects Audience members Lola and Mimi help out Ryan and Colin, who are James Bond and his beautiful accomplice, Tiffany, who are attacked by enemy agents when they settle down for an intimate moment at a chalet.
Game 5: Fashion Models Greg is commentRead More
In Superheroes, the crisis is no more shaving cream for Not Hot But Spicy Man (Greg), Ridicules People Behind Their Back Boy (Ryan), Captain Panic (Colin), and Malfunctioning Robot Doctor (Wayne). Ryan and Colin are training to be firemen in Hey You Down There, with Greg narrating. Colin directs Hollywood Director, with a vampire bat (Ryan) who flies into the bedroom of a mouthy college girl (Wayne), who is showering and getting ready for a date. After Ryan transforms into Count Dracula, Professor Van Helesing (Greg) kicks down the door to confront him. In Two Line Vocabulary, Colin, Wayne, and Ryan are three soldiers caught in a foxhole under enemy fire. Colin can say anything. Ryan can only say ""Do you want a piece of this?"" and ""You remind me of my mother when you do that"". Wayne can only say ""Is that what I think it is?"" and ""I don't think so"". In Scene to Rap the four rap in Jurassic Park.
Greg wins, so Wayne (translated by Colin) and Drew (translated by Ryan) act out the SwahiliRead More
Let's Make a Date has Kathy choosing from Wayne, the Hyenas from ""The Lion King"", Colin, a sensitive teenage French Canadian nerd (paraphrased), and Ryan, a Lounge Singer on the Titanic (paraphrased)
Sound Effects with Ryan as Indiana Jones and Colin as his sassy female sidekick on a quest for lost treasure
Motown Group with Wayne, Colin, and Ryan singing ""Do the Park Ranger""
Helping Hands has married man Ryan (with Colin's arms) has invited his secretary, Kathy, for lunch to ""proposition her""
Foreign Film Dub is the Italian action film, ""Killer Spagetti"" with Ryan translating for kathy and Colin for Kathy
Credit Reading has Ryan as the lounge singer from Let's Make a DateRead More
In Hollywood Director Ryan plays a hunky plumber who has just finished installing a shower... when frisky housewife, Kathy, insists on testing it with him. Kathy's outraged mother, Wayne, makes a dramatic entrance and catches them in the act. The suggestions they're given by the director, Colin, are ""like fast-talking gansters from a 40's film noir"", ""like you have giant butts"" and ""like a violent, slow-motion shoot-out"". The Three-Headed Broadway Star song is called ""Can't Stop Thinking About Your Pants"" and is sung by Wayne, Ryan & Colin to Gillian. Scenes From A Hat subjects are ""what the Queen of England is really saying to the people in the greeting line"", ""what Lassie was really trying to tell everyone"", ""people you wouldn't want to go on an intergalactic flight with"", ""if adults settled disputes the way kids do"" and ""if songs were written about life's most embarassing moments"". The Helping Hands scene has Kathy visiting her Austrian penpal (Ryan) and he's trying to impressRead More
Number of Words is a scene from ""The Mummy"", Egyption Guide, Jeff (four words), and Fiesty Female Archeologist, Colin (two words), open up a tomb, releasing the evil Mummy, Wayne (three words). Then, dashing adventurer, Ryan (five words), comes to rescue them.
Jeff and Wayne sing a Rat Pack Duet to Angela the Yoga Instructor
Colin and Ryan sell a snoring aide in Infomercial
In Scenes From a Hat, the four act out ""Foreign Remakes of American TV Shows"", ""Ads Where the Product and the Style Don't Match"", and ""Inoffensive words that immature people are prone to snicker at""
Wayne plays the title role in Bartender. Jeff is in love with dogs. Colin is angry that his pogo stick broke. Ryan is colour-blind.
Colin wins, so it's Drew and Ryan vs Wayne and Jeff in PropsRead More
In Questionable Impressions, the four are at a police station. Brad and Wayne sing to Bill the Liquor Clerk as REM in Duet. In Sound Effects, audience members Giselle and Jenny provide the sound effects for Farmer Ryan and Wife Colin are rounding up their animals because of an approaching storm, when they are amazed to see a UFO approaching. In Greatest Hits, Colin and Ryan sell Songs of Las Vegas, as sung by Wayne and Brad.
Brad wins, so the others sing the Doctor Hoedown.Read More
In Let's Make A Date Kathy is the contestant. Wayne is a ""mission impossible agent lowering himself into a room to retrieve secret microfilm in Colin & Ryan's pants pockets"". Colin is ""having passionate secret affairs with Wayne & Ryan's shoes but must decide between them"". Ryan is a ""comedian who is bound & strapped to a time bomb that counts down whenever the audience isn't laughing"". Really Bad Hangover is next where Kathy & Colin act out a scene where a couple wake up in the morning... and Ryan & Wayne do the amplified hangover sound effects. Scenes From A Hat subjects are ""bad songs to sing while making love"", ""the last thing you would expect to come out of your grandmother's mouth"", ""adults who are still experiencing the terrible two's"" and ""unusual acts performed on talent night at the convent"". In Film Dub Ryan, Kathy & Colin improvise a scene... ""one day at the trailer park"". The Greatest Hits CD set this time is The Songs of the Circus. Wayne wins the show... so DreRead More
[b]Hollywood Director[/b] has Colin directing a foxhunt with the Lady of the Manor, Kathy, who accidently shoots the Sexy Stable Boy, Ryan. As she is removing the buck shot from his rear end, her dashing jealous fiancee, Lord Wayne, rides in with the horses and hounds. In [b]Dubbing[/b], in a 1930's speakeasy, mobster Colin starts hitting on audience member Megan (whose voice is provided by Wayne), the sexy nightclub entertainer. Her boyfriend, rival mobster Ryan, breaks in. In [b]Scenes From a Hat[/b], the quartet performs ""Bad times to take off your pants"", ""Weird things to time"", and ""Unfortunate moments to become nauseous"". [b]Greatest Hits[/b] has Colin and Ryan introducing Songs of Paris, as sung by Wayne. Wayne wins, so everyone else plays [b]Foreign Film Dub[/b]. Drew and Kathy act out the Japanese film, ""Ramen Aplenty"". Ryan translates for Drew and Colin translates for Kathy.Read More
In Hollywood Director, Colin directs a scene from ""The Exorcist"", with Wayne as the Possessed Daughter, with Ryan as the Distaught Mother trying to tie her down to the bed, and Greg as the priest. In Remote Control, the topic is cows for Greg as Ricki Lake, Wayne as a Spanish Game Show, Colin as Wrestling Smackdown, and Ryan as the Crocodile Hunter. In Song Styles, Wayne sings to Jill the Volleyball Coach from Calabasas, in the style of Cab Calloway. InRead More
In Hollywood Director, Colin directs. College Jock, Chip, and his nagging girlfriend, Ryan, are lost and scared in the woods and take refuge inside a creepy log cabin. Suddenly, Freddy Krueger, Wayne, bursts through the window. In Newsflash Colin reports to Chip and Ryan in front of overweight dancers. Chip hosts Party Quirks with Wayne (Desperate to show off his wrestling skills by challenging all-comers to wrestler on stage with him), Colin (James Bond on an important mission, who has a terrible case of food poisoning), and Ryan (series of purebreds competing at a dog show but easily distracted by the crowd). In Bartender Chip tends to Wayne, who is celebrating puberty, Ryan, who thinks he's a princess, and Colin, who is angry about his divorce. Ryan wins, so he watches Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Chip sing the Affair Hoedown.Read More
Number of Words is a scene from Star Trek, has Captain Kirk (Ryan, 3 words) has been captured by a Klingon (Wayne, 4 words). Mr. Spock (Brad, 5 words) and Scotty (Colin, 2 words) beam down to the planet to rescue them. Scenes From a Hat has the quartet act out ""Things you don't want to be shouting at a party when the music suddenly stops"", ""Bad things to say or do with someone with a hairy back"", ""Poems about embarrassing moments"", and ""The worst soap opera cliffhanger lines leading into a commercial"". In Dubbing, Colin is an explorer who finds Jane, audience member Rachel (voiced by Brad) in the jungle, taking Cheetah for a walk and tries to pursuade her to return to civilization with him. Suddenly Tarzan, played by Ryan, swings in to reclaim her. Colin and Ryan then sell a Greatest Hits compilation based on TV Detective and Cop Shows, as sung by Brad and Wayne, in the styles of the Rolling Stones, Opera, and a Burlesque Stripper Song.
Colin wins, so it's Wayne and Brad vs Ryan and DRead More
Let's Make a Date has Chip chhose from Wayne (All The Characters from Austin Powers), Colin (Dunk Tank Loudmouth Unknowingly Suspended Above a Pool of Piranha Fish), or Ryan (Series of Kids Coming to see Department Store Sanata Colin with their Christmas Wish Lists). In Duet, Chip and Wayne sing to Nicole the Receptionist in the style of swing. In Bartender, Chip tends to Colin, who is mad about his haircut, and Ryan, who is in love with his shoes. Chip hosts Party Quirks. His guests are Wayne (Entire Night's Entertainment at a Hawaiian Hotel Luau), Colin (Salty Old Sea Dog who can See Amazing Sights in People's Bellybuttons), and Ryan (Series of Temperamental Actresses Screen Testing for a Nude Sceen with Chip). The four sing the Broke Up Irish Drinking Song.
Chip wins, so Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan act out the World's Worst person to be leader of the world in a crisis.Read More
Let's Make a Date has Kathy choose from Wayne (Panicky Frat Boy Waking Up On His Wedding Day Blindfolded, Naked & Handcuffed To Colin), Colin (Incompetent 1940s Gangster Who Bungles A Bank Robbery And Has To Make A Desperate Escape), and Ryan (Smart-Mouthed Brat Who's Been Told Never To Lick The Metal Plate In Colin's Head In Winter). In Motown Group, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan sing ""Do the Fireman"". In Narrate, Ryan and Colin are at a lingerie shop. The Scenes From a Hat the four act out are ""Other People Dorothy Might Have Met And What They Would Have Asked The Wizard For"", ""Something You Always Wanted To Tell Your Parents But Couldn't Until Now"", ""Titles Of Self-Help Books Written By Dogs"", ""World's Worst Person To Share An Elevator With"", ""What Phone Sex Operators Are Really Doing On The Other Line"", ""How Men Can Make The Most Of Their Time While They Are Stuck Cuddling With The Little Woman"", and ""The Last Thing Drew Carey Thinks Before He Drifts Off To Sleep"".
Kathy wins, so the restRead More
Weird Newscasters Colin anchors... Kathy co-anchors as a ""Jerry Springer guest who's been brought on to reveal her shocking secret to husband Colin""... Wayne is the sports guy who is a ""world famous fashion designer training his new models how to work the catwalk""... Ryan is on the weather who is ""using everyone else's bodies as his weather maps"". Number of Words Deleted scene from Rocky. Colin plays Rocky (3 words), Ryan plays Rocky's coach (5 words), Kathy plays Rocky's wife Adrian (2 words) and Wayne plays Rocky's tough-talking opponent (4 words). Action Replay Kathy and Wayne act out a scene where the boss is arriving for dinner any minute. Kathy is struggling to fit into her tight outfit, while her husband Wayne frantically tries to fix a burst pipe under the sink. Living Scenery Colin and Ryan play a couple who ride donkeys into the Grand Canyon for a romantic overnight camping trip. Wayne and Kathy are the props. Showstopping Number Wayne, Colin and Ryan are inRead More
Game 1: Hollywood Director Ryan and Wayne as two Southern convicts.Game 2: Mowtown Group""Do The Policeman.""Game 3: Sound Effects James Bond and Colin are tied up in a villain's mountains headquarters.Game 4: Greatest Hits Songs Of The President Artificial Winner: Colin Drew Game: Props Credits Roll: Wayne and Brad as two guys in a bar complaining about the people who have made their lives miserable.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.Questions Only: Kathy and Wayne start in a scene where they are a very passionate couple who stumble across Frankenstein's castle one stormy night.
Sound Effects: Bad-tempered Santa Ryan and panicky elf Colin are late loading up the sleigh to start their round of deliveries. Audience member Julie does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Karen does them for Colin.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting are:
Anchor: Colin(Dan 'You're Gonna Pay Me Back That Ten' Bucks)
Co-Anchor: Kathy(Doody McPherson), a hideous old crone coming on to all of the men.
Sports: Wayne, whose body is being controlled by a prankster in the audience.
Weather: Ryan(Stormy), a hi-tech thief on a mission to steal the amazingly life-like Kathy Greenwood statue.
Scenes From A Hat: If statues could speak, things you don't want to see old people doing and outtakes from the Whose Line soap opera.
Helping Hands: Martha Stewart is away and Ryan (using Colin's hands) is her bad-tempered stand-in holding a master for Kathy, giving her tips for the holiday season.Winner: None announced
Credit Reading: All four as if their bodies were being controlled by a prankster in the audience.Read More
In Fashion Models, Denny commentates on the Security Guard Fashion Show. In Let's Make a Date, Denny must choose from a Spanish game show host (Wayne), an inept lap dancer (Colin), and a man in traction after an accident caused by Denny (Ryan). In Narrate, Colin and Ryan act out a film noir scene at a bus stop. Film Dub has Ryan, Denny, and Colin improvising an announcement at the airline office. In Film, Theatre and Television Styles, Wayne is an upstart young pool hustler challenging Ryan, the veteran pool guy. In Hey, You Down There!, Denny narrates for Ryan and Colin in “How to Cope with Problems on a Long Road Trip.” In Props, it's Ryan and Denny vs. Colin and Wayne. Finally, the entire gang, except Drew, sing another Blind Date Hoedown.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Chip, Colin and Ryan.Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock News are:
Anchor: Colin(Woodrow 'But Don't Have' A. Paddle)
Co-Anchor: Chip(Zinc Lightly), a used car salesman who'll sell anything
Sports: Wayne, Michael Jackson at 100 determined to show he's still got it
Weather: Ryan(Spunky), the Back to the Future scientist desperate to power up his time-traveling Delorean.
Title Sequence: Wayne and Chip sing the theme song to the new hit TV series Mel Gibson and the Wrestler with Colin and Ryan acting out the title sequence.
Scenes from a Hat: The winning entires in the hillbilly poetry competition, the right way and the wrong way, what you would choose to do if you knew a huge meteor was about to hit the Earth, bad things to see written in the sky, things they never write songs about, and weird things to get turned on by.
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of the Fireman. Chip and Wayne sing:
Carry Your Head On My Shoulder as the Osmonds
Oops, We Hit The Dog in 'country boogie' style.
Hoedown: About professors and dentists, Drew replacing Chip.Winner: Chip
Credit Reading: Chip as a game show announcer reading the prize list.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin and Ryan.Questions Only: The scene is chaos in Manhattan as Godzilla approaches.
Sound Effects: Colin is a beach bum who loves water sports trying to impress girls at the beach; Ryan provides the sfx.
Song : Brad sings to Wilma, a schedule coordinator at a medical school in Indianapolis, as Oasis.
Props: Brad and Patrick vs. Ryan and Colin.
Sportscasters: Brad (Peter Bundtcake) and Patrick (Chelsea Swirl) commentate on competing gardeners Ryan (Franco) and Colin (Fargi).
Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Eggs, Eggs, Eggs about Humpty Dumpty are:
Host: Brad (Carl Omelet)
Guest #1: Ryan (Thomas Guide, Humpty's lawyer)
Guest #2: Patrick (Clifford Forehead, one of the king's men and also first on the scene)
Audience Member: Colin (called 'the doofus' by Drew)
Hoedown: About weddings.
Stand, Sit, Bend: Ryan and Drew are two members of a wedding party trying to reassure Colin, the nervous groom, that everything will be all right.Winner: Colin and Ryan
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.Let's Make A Date: Greg has to choose from:
Wayne: a hip-hop radio DJ
Colin: an 80 year old who's taken way too much aphrodisiac
Ryan: a drill sargeant.
Fashion Models: Greg(Mr. Snackwell) introduces models Ryan, Colin and Wayne in the race car driver fashion show.
Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
Scene To Rap: All four rap about zombies; Wayne and Greg start.
Party Quirks: Greg hosts:
Wayne: a daredevil motorcycle stunt rider
Colin: evolving from primeval ooze to man
Ryan: Rocky in 30 seconds.
Hoedown: About mid-terms.
Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is going to propose to Drew, his girlfriend, during a romantic dinner together.Winner: Colin and Ryan
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin and Ryan.Let�s Make a Date: Kathy has to choose from:
Wayne: E.T.�s manic frat boy brother who has come to Earth to party
Colin: the world's most nervous first time flier using an airplane restroom when a violent storm hits
Ryan: a talking fierce bald eagle hatching her egg Colin and preparing him for life outside the nest.
Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two high tech American thieves break into Buckingham Palace to steal the Queen of England's jewels. They must escape when they are detected. Audience member Jess does the sfx for Ryan and audience member Marcy does them for Colin.
Two Line Vocabulary: Commander Colin leads gung-ho space marines Ryan and Wayne on a mission down to the planet to seek and destroy the dreaded aliens.
Ryan's lines: 'Why is this happening?' and 'Can I get one of those?'
Wayne's lines: 'What's this for?' and 'Do you expect me to believe that?'
Party Quirks: Kathy hosts:
Wayne: a person on a TV game show where the more audience members he gets to swap clothes with each other, the more money he wins
Colin: an excited teen at an amusement park who thinks everyone on the show is a thrill ride
Ryan: a dog obedience trainer who thinks everyone on the show is a misbehaving pooch.
Themed Restaurant: Drew and Kathy are in a circus themed restaurant with Ryan and Colin as waiter and maitre d'.Winner: Wayne
Credit Reading: All four as four commuters squashed together, packed really tight, on a packed subway train.Read More
The special Christmas episode. Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.Questions with Wigs: All four do a scene where an extended family gets together for Christmas dinner.
Duet: Wayne and Brad sing to Santa Claus and his reindeer, Donner in the style of swing music.
Sound Effects: Ryan and Colin are two doctors at a party on a snowy Christmas Eve who suddenly get called to a frantic maternity ward on the other side of town. Audience member Shawna did the sfx for Ryan, and audience member Nancy did them for Colin.
Scenes from a Hat: People you don�t want to get caught with under the mistletoe, celebrities who shouldn�t release rap records, thoughts that keep Drew up at night, what Santa really does when he arrives down your chimney, and odd things to have written in icing on a cake.
Helping Hands: Dynamic corporate boss Ryan(with Colin's hands) has invited his newest recruit to the company, Drew, over for Christmas dinner. Winner: Wayne
Credit Reading: All four as Santa�s squabbling elves, with Santa and Donner watching.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.Fashion Models: Denny emcees the construction worker fashion show; with the others as the models.
Film, TV, and Theatre Styles: Colin approaches his neighbor, Ryan, to complain about Ryan's pit bull.
Styles: Gangster movie, romance, slasher film, surfer movie, science fiction movie, and spaghetti Western.
Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at the circus.
Old Job New Job: At the dentist's, Wayne is the patient, Denny the hygenist and Ryan and Colin the dentists(who used to be firefighters).
Narrate: Ryan and Colin do a film noir scene set in a laundromat.
Dating Service Videos/Hats: Wayne and Denny vs. Ryan and Colin doing the world's worst dating service videos.
Hoedown: About giving birth.Winner: None
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.Daytime Talk Show: Bible, Bible, Everywhere profiles Noah's Ark. Participating are:
Host: Brad (Mass Confusion)
Guest #1: Wayne (Zebecadiah Jones, Noah's neighbor)
Guest #2: Ryan (Houston Pings, a meteorologist)
Audience Members: Colin (a man upset that the unicorns drowned, and a women disgusted with both the guests).
Sound Effects: Colin is Indiana Jones trying to find an ancient treasure in a booby-trapped cave.
Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene involving a train wreck.
Ice Skaters: Ryan and Colin are Olympic ice skaters doing their final routine, of which the subject is getting up in the morning.
Improbable Mission: Colin and Ryan are secret agents who must mow the lawn, per instructions on the tape given by Brad.
Dead Bodies: In a deleted scene from Titanic, Jack(Ryan) is drawing Rose(audience member Julie) in the nude when her fiance(Wayne) bursts in and announces they've just struck an iceberg. Ryan and Julie are dead, Wayne dies when he enters the scene, Colin takes their bodies and keeps the scene going.
Questions Only: Tension breaks out in the gangster world of 1930's Chicago; Drew replaces Brad.Winner: Brad
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Stephen, Colin, and Ryan.Superheroes: Trying to solve the worldwide crisis of no clean underwear are:
Colin: Underwear Man
Ryan: Totally Worships Colin Man
Wayne: The Chippendale Kid
Stephen: Angry New York Cop Man.
Scene To Music: In a very busy restaurant, customer Colin complains to chef Ryan about his meal; they react to spaghetti Western music coming in midway through the scene.
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Toby, who plays violin with the American Youth Symphony, as Michael Jackson.
Newsflash: Colin reports from UFOs attacking Japan to Stephen and Ryan in the studio.
Stand Sit Bend: Wayne and Colin are a angry couple returning their car to Ryan's used car lot.
Foreign Film Dub: Wayne(translated by Colin) and Stephen(translated by Ryan) act out a scene from the German film Don't Touch My Sauerkraut.
Helping Hands: Ryan(with Colin's hands) is a nervous teenage girl getting ready for the prom and Drew is her girlfriend helping her prepare.Winner: Ryan and Colin
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, and Ryan.Award Show: Greg and Wayne host the criminals award show, with Ryan and Colin as nominees(and winners) in the audience.
Newsflash: Colin reports from movie explosions to Greg and Ryan in the studio.
Irish Drinking Song: About having a hairy back.
Hats: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin do the world's worst dating service videos.
Film Dub: Ryan, Greg and Colin do a scene about the morning after a big party.
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Nurse. Wayne sings:
It's Not That Kind Of Thermometer as Earth, Wind & Fire
Turn And Cough in mariachi style.
World's Worst: Hitchhikers to give a ride to; Drew replacing Wayne.Winner: Wayne
Credit Reading: Wayne and Greg as two Army officers in the heat of battle deciding which soldiers to send on a dangerous mission.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.Questions Only: Colin and Brad vs. Wayne and Ryan do a scene set on an international flight.
Secret: Ryan is Tarzan and Colin is Jane, with the secret in Tarzan's loin cloth.
Duet: Brad and Wayne sing to Sarah, an auditor, in pop ballad style.
Backwards Scene, Ryan is visiting Brad, the doctor and Colin, the nurse as Ryan says good-bye.
Party Quirks, Brad hosts:
Wayne: an android servant malfunctioning
Colin: a criminal on the run using all modes of transportation
Ryan: a mouse narrowly avoiding being killed.
Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Hey, It's Past 12 O'Clock, Where's That Pumpkin? are:
Host: Brad(Farley Tail)
Guest #1: Wayne(LeStrange, claimimg the story was modeled after her)
Guest #2: Colin(Salmonella, one of Cinderella's beauty-impaired sisters, claiming they didn't treat her mean)
Audience Members: Ryan(a man who wants to know where Jerry is and a woman who thinks the guests are too hard on Cinderella).
Hoedown: About snoring.Winner: None named
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.Fashion Models: Brad is the host of the cowboy fashion show, the others are the models.
Number Of Words: From Charlie's Angels: Colin is Bosley, and he has been captured by villainous female Wayne. Ryan and Brad are two Angels.
Doo Wop: Wayne, Brad and Ryan sing a doo wop song about Carol, who died tragically in a freak gardening accident.
Scenes From A Hat: What Olympic medalists are really thinking when listening to the national anthem, things the pilot wished he hadn't said when the intercom was on and things that should'nt have ejector seats.
Party Quirks: Brad hosts:
Wayne: a fight sequence from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Colin: a lost bloodhound trying to find his owner from the pair of underwear he found
Ryan: finalists competing in the World's Sexiest Hillbilly contest.
Bartender: Brad pours the drinks for:
Wayne: celebrating his wedding
Colin: angry that he's an alcoholic.
Quick Change: Colin and Brad are dangerous poachers caught by sherriff Ryan. Drew is off camera calling 'change.'Winner: Wayne
Credit Reading: All four as magicians doing their best tricks.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Denny, Colin, and Ryan.Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The Six O'Clock Evening News are:
Anchor: Denny(Fifi Leadbottom)
Co-Anchor: Colin(Rock Solid), an awkward teenager on his first date with Denny
Sports: Wayne, Richard Simmons
Weather: Ryan(Rock 'Paper And' Scissors), attatched to Denny by a strong rubber band.
Song Styles: Wayne sings to Shelly, a housewife with a year-and-a half old, as James Brown.
Narrate: Colin and Ryan do a film noir scene set in a bowling alley.
Props: Wayne and Colin vs. Denny and Ryan.
Greatest Hits: Ryan and Colin sell the compilation CD Songs Of The Fish Cutter. Wayne sings:
'Of Cod And Country' in swing style
'Someone Call The Carps' in reggae style
'Your Plaice Or Mine?' in classic rock-and-roll style.
Dead Bodies: Drew, Denny, Colin and audience member Jerress do the following scene: Drew is a Baywatch lifeguard who has just saved Jerress from drowning and Denny is his jealous girlfriend. However, Drew and Jerress are dead and when Denny comes in she dies. Colin carries on the scene by manipulating them.Winner: Denny and Colin
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Ian, Colin, and Ryan.Daytime Talk Show: Participating in Hills, Hills, Hills about Jack And Jill are:
Host: Brad(Carlos Mountain Topper)
Guest #1: Ryan(Dr. Phillip Glassman, Jack's personal physician)
Guest #2: Colin(Johnny Williams, the owner of the hill)
Audience Member: Ian(Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater; also Jill's stepbrother).
Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin have been working too long at the fish-cutting factory, and Colin is beginning to crack.
Styles: Martha Stewart, Elvis movie, The Shining, Power Rangers and family movie.
Song Styles: Brad sings to Lynelle, a marketing assistant for a home video movie company, in the style of a country western ballad.
Newsflash: Ryan reports from a crowd of women at a department store sale to Brad, Colin and Ian in the studio.
Props: Brad and Colin vs. Ryan and Ian.
Sports Commentators: Brad and Ian report on rival flight attendants Ryan and Colin.
90-Second Alphabet: In and old West saloon, Ryan accuses Drew of cheating in a card game and Colin is Miss Kitty trying to calm things down; starting with 'L'.Winner: Ryan and Colin
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Brad, Patrick, Colin, and Ryan.Let's Make A Date: Patrick has to choose from:
Brad: a catty Vegas showgirl
Colin: Hannibal Lecter
Ryan: a boisterous drunk in a strip club.
Film, TV and Theatre Styles: Ryan and Colin are alligator hunters in the Everglades.
Styles: Elvis, horror movie, South Park, Star Trek, martial arts movie, and Lone Ranger.
Weird Newscasters: Reporting on The 11:30 News are:
Anchor: Brad(Oblong Monkeyplaster)
Co-Anchor: Ryan(Cheese Slices), a bad magician
Sports: Patrick(Turkey Baster), an emotional actor accepting an award
Weather: Colin(Relish Sandalstraps), desperate to go to the bathroom.
Secret: Ryan and Colin are Adam and Eve with the secret(an extra rib) under a fig leaf.
Newsflash: Colin reports from people playing and living underwater to Ryan, Patrick and Brad in the studio.
Scene To Rap: Brad and Patrick, joined later by Colin and Ryan, do a scene at a mini-mart.Winner: All four
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin and Ryan.Superheroes: Solving the worldwide crisis of no beer are:
Greg: Super Bum
Ryan: Rodeo Boy
Colin: Captain Nosy
Wayne: Captain Totally Made Of Springs.
Sound Effects: Colin is a monk who escapes from his monastery for a night on the town. Ryan provides his noises.
Props: Greg and Wayne vs. Ryan and Colin.
Hey You Down There: Greg narrates a 1950's public information film about preparing for a nuclear attack with Ryan and Colin acting it out.
Daytime Talk Show: Talking about Hey, Diddle Diddle are:
Guest #1: Ryan(Prof. Phillips of the Phillps Observatory)
Guest #2: Colin(Filly Felroid, who worked to get the cow to jump over the moon)
Audience Members: Wayne(Dr. Ramba Shahlabahugodomestuibe and and the mother of the little boy who laughed).
Scene To Rap: All four rap a scene set at a a school.
Hats/Dating Service Videos: Wayne and Greg vs. Ryan and Colin.Winner: None named
Credit Reading: None.Read More
Seating Order: Wayne, Kathy, Colin, Ryan
Lets Make a Date: Kathy must choose from
Wayne: Rocky training for a fight.
Colin: Shape shifting terminator who becomes an evil version of whoever he touches.
Ryan: Turning into a protective mother penguin catching food for her young.
Whose line: Ryan is Peter Pan and has flown into Wendy's (Colin) bedroom for the first time to ask for her help.
Props: Colin+ Wayne vs. Kathy+ Ryan
Greatest Hits: Colin and Ryan sell the compilation CD Songs of James Bond. Wayne sings 007 Heaven by Chcuk Berry, I Just do it For the Women as Aerosmith and No, I expect you to Die as Tina Turner.
Foreign Film Dub: Drew(translated by Ryan) and Kathy(translated by Colin) act out a scene from the Hebrew film Mashuganuh!
Winner: Wayne Credit Reading: Wayne as the ugly hillbillyRead More
Seating order: Wayne, Jeff, Colin, Ryan
Hollywood Director: Wayne is a gangster boss who has been shot and staggers into the emergency room where he forces surgeon Ryan to extract the bullets. Jeff is a hit man who bursts in, gun in hand, determined to finish him off. Notes: Headlining Las Vegas performers, Swedish porn movie.
Whose Line: Held-up in a shack surrounded by outlaws, the Lone Ranger (Colin) and Tonto (Ryan) try to figure out a plan.
Two Line Vocabulary: Colin is the mastermind behind Jurassic Park is briefing his park workers Ryan and Wayne because the dinosaurs have escaped and gone on a rampage. Wayne's lines: 'What do you want me to do?' and 'That's not my thing'. Ryan's lines: 'What's that?' and 'Are you mad?'.
Greatest hits: Ryan and Colin are selling Songs of Norway. Wayne and Jeff sing A Boy Named Hagar as Jonny Cash, Norway's lovely, Rather be in Greece as the Temptations (with a gradually increasing tempo) and the Ska song Small small hole, big big fish.
World's Worst: World's worst person to be a member of the armed forces (with Drew)
Winner: Jeff Credit Reading: Everyone reads the credits as competitors in the final of the spring break 'best buns' competitionRead More
Seating Order: Greg, Wayne, Colin, Ryan
Questions Only: High school reunion
Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan is a volcano expert talking to Greg, the sceptical mayor on the lip of a dormant volcano showing signs of life. : Kung Fu movie, Horror movie, Kabuki, infomercial, striptease.
Song : Wayne sings to Sarah the teacher as James Brown.
Props: Colin+ Ryan vs. Greg+ Wayne.
Gameshow: Greg hosts Who's your Daddy?
Hats: Ryan+ Colin vs. Wayne+ Greg; World's worst dating service video.
Scene to Rap: Scene based in a Laundromat.
Winner: None Credit reading: NoneRead More
Seating order: Brad, Wayne, Colin, Ryan
Lets make a date: Brad much choose from
Wayne: Angry teen rebel from a 1950s movie.
Colin: Store owner doing his own low budget commercial.
Ryan: raised by wolves
Film, TV and Theatre : Ryan is angry at Colin 'cause they have been forced to make an emergency landing of their light aircraft in bigfoot territory. : Soap opera, infomercial, horror film, football film, western.
Gameshow: Brad hosts Pick the cheese
Shopping from home: Ryan and Colin sell a drawer with no bottom, 3 playing cards and one shoe
Scenes from a hat: When beavers get lazy, a magazine you'd never see at a news stand, ice fishing disasters, unlikely greeting card messages, lying about a stain at your dry cleaners, tattoos you regret later, breakfast with the boneless family, a bachelor's refrigerator, what Bill Clinton's tombstone will say, looking at the ugliest baby you've ever seen.
Hoedown: About vending machines
Winner: None Credit Reading: NoneRead More
Seating order: Greg, Denny, Colin, Ryan
Superheroes: Solving the worldwide problem of no shoelaces is Greg: Spineless man, Ryan: Seductive shower boy, Colin: Salmonella kid, Denny: Bitchy gossip woman
Sound effects: Colin is American GI escaping a POW camp (like in the Great Escape) with sound effects provided by Ryan
Film, TV and Theatre : Greg is a jockey and finds Ryan, a rival jockey, injecting something into his horse. : Love story, exorcist, musical, puppet show.
Let's make a date: Denny must choose from
Greg: Horse race announcer.
Colin: Passenger on a plane when the window blows open.
Ryan: desperate criminal on the run, cornered in the studio
Number of words: Ryan is a GI stationed in Hawaii, Denny is his girlfriend. Greg is a beautiful pregnant Hawaiian girl and Colin is Greg's angry mother. Colin 4 Greg 2 Denny 3 Ryan 6
Moving people: Ryan is store detective who notices Colin put something in his coat pocket.
Foreign film dub: Drew (translated by Ryan) and Denny (translated by Greg) act out a scene from The endless day in Italian.
Winner: Denny Credit Reading: NoneRead More